Mel Tucker fired

[Detroitgator]

Holy cow man, did you have to leave a DEI seminar or protest early today? Where is race mentioned?

 

[Altitude Gator]

I pretty convinced you're going to have us all on some government watch list if we're not already.

10 years from now I'm going to have some routine procedure and they're going to be like, "explain what you meant about Mel Tucker in 2023"

Pretty sure at least three agencies are watching me regularly. You are all know included.

 

[Detroitgator]

Pretty sure at least three agencies are watching me regularly. You are all know included.

The “N” on Nebraska’s helmet stands for “Nowledge”

 

[Altitude Gator]

The “N” on Nebraska’s helmet stands for “Nowledge”

Whoops! Been drinking all day at altitude! Golf at Rollingstone Ranch in Steamboat Springs. A typo could be excused...

 

[Altitude Gator]

Whoops! Been drinking all day at altitude! Golf at Rollingstone Ranch in Steamboat Springs. A typo could be excused...

Haymaker tomorrow afternoon. Getting the NW Colorado courses in!

 

[aka]

He didn't mention Urg.

He came up just short of mentioning URG

 

[Fun N' Stun]

Wow, guy sounds like a pervert. Cost himself a ton of money.

It cost Mel Tucker 86 million to masturbate to a woman's voice on the phone. Biden's inflation is out of control.

 

[MidwestChomp]

He came up just short of mentioning URG

 

[URGatorBait]

 

[MidwestChomp]

 

[FireFoley]

So I guess the first question Tucker asked after officially being hired and signing his contract at MSU was.........

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

It cost Mel Tucker 86 million to masturbate to a woman's voice on the phone. Biden's inflation is out of control.

Not sure if Mel knows this but there’s a thing called the internet where they have FREE porn sites with actual pictures & videos, and beating off to those sites won’t cost a guy $86 million. You even get to pick what you want, kinda if like the buffet at Golden Corral. You can have white women, Asians, Russians, whatever the hell you want. All you can eat and it’s free!

 

[Altitude Gator]

Not sure if Mel knows this but there’s a thing called the internet where they have FREE porn sites with actual pictures & videos, and beating off to those sites won’t cost a guy $86 million. You even get to pick what you want, kinda if like the buffet at Golden Corral. You can have white women, Asians, Russians, whatever the hell you want. All you can eat and it’s free!

But that isn't nearly as satisfying as beating it to some gal scolding for being a man!

 

[Detroitgator]

Not sure if Mel knows this but there’s a thing called the internet where they have FREE porn sites with actual pictures & videos, and beating off to those sites won’t cost a guy $86 million. You even get to pick what you want, kinda if like the buffet at Golden Corral. You can have white women, Asians, Russians, whatever the hell you want. All you can eat and it’s free!

Link?

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Link?

urmomhub.com

 

[Oklahoma Gator]

Soooooo any MSU recruits we can poach?

 

[GatorFL]

As expected they’re firing him for cause, no payout.

 

[Nalt]

Soooooo any MSU recruits we can poach?

Best they can do is a coach with a perv habit...

 

[Gator87]

Maybe it’s time for Michigan State to change their nickname from Spartans to Pervs. First the Diddling Doctor and now Masturbating Mel.

 

[Altitude Gator]

Maybe it’s time for Michigan State to change their nickname from Spartans to Pervs. First the Diddling Doctor and now Masturbating Mel.

The Spartans weren't exactly known for their sexual purity or morality. The name actually seems fitting at this point.