More Trouble In Tallahassee - Dalvin Cook investigated for battery

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Surely he cannot practice until he's out from under this arraignment. ??
 

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Law98gator;n247772 said:
Come on! That only garners two likes? What is wrong wit you peeple?

Given the difference in 'physicality' and wardrobe- I'm surprised the deputy/hwy patrolman is even in the same frame with that young man.
Someone see if that officer has any eligibility left.
 

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GatorTAG;n247829 said:
Good. Let this hang over their program as long as possible.
His lawyers are claiming the reason that the DA did this was to force a Plea Deal. His attorney's said that the state will either have to drop the charges or take this to trial. If it goes to a jury trial they say it will take 60 days which will basically be the whole season so it's going to be hanging over that program for a minute.
 

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soflagator;n247614 said:
"It wasn't heroin. It was angel dust, PCP!"

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My favorite quote from that movie, "I'm a karate man! I bruise on the inside!!".....I guess that is what FSU players need to date then so the cops cannot see the bruises.
 

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So everyone knows how FSU's pres thrasher and jumbo has supposedly suspended cook??? Well a lifelong friend of mine (FSU Booster) told me that Cook was in the practice facility whenever he dropped his kids off at Jimbo's football camp last weekend and went on to brag and say that Cook will be on the field for them come fall because he wasn't charged with a felony.
 

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Marianna said:
So everyone knows how FSU's pres thrasher and jumbo has supposedly suspended cook??? Well a lifelong friend of mine (FSU Booster) told me that Cook was in the practice facility whenever he dropped his kids off at Jimbo's football camp last weekend and went on to brag and say that Cook will be on the field for them come fall because he wasn't charged with a felony.

:shocked:
 

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Marianna said:
So everyone knows how FSU's pres thrasher and jumbo has supposedly suspended cook??? Well a lifelong friend of mine (FSU Booster) told me that Cook was in the practice facility whenever he dropped his kids off at Jimbo's football camp last weekend and went on to brag and say that Cook will be on the field for them come fall because he wasn't charged with a felony.


Well, I wonder if Cook had punched his wife in the face if he'd still be bragging? "Hey look kiddos, there's that POS who punched your mommy in the face but look how fast he runs! Cheer for him and that whole bunched who verbally and physically assaulted Mommy but managed to escape justice so they can score touchdowns for us..."
 

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Alagator;n248585 said:
Well, I wonder if Cook had punched his wife in the face if he'd still be bragging? "Hey look kiddos, there's that POS who punched your mommy in the face but look how fast he runs! Cheer for him and that whole bunched who verbally and physically assaulted Mommy but managed to escape justice so they can score touchdowns for us..."
Knowing him he'd probably make excuses and say (kid's mommy deserved it) because that's how all Noles think whenever their star football players are involved. Lol
 

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fsu football players are the gladiators, Tally is the corrupt Roman empire, and choke stadium is the delapidated Roman coliseum...
 

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Without a plea deal or the charges being dropped, his season was going to be eaten up by time anyway. If Thrasher is concerned at all about the perception of the program Cook will not be eligible until this thing is adjudicated in some favorable fashion.
 

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Marianna said:
Knowing him he'd probably make excuses and say (kid's mommy deserved it) because that's how all Noles think whenever their star football players are involved. Lol

He probably doesn't have to worry about it because he's already instructed his wife to acquiesce to any requests for fellatio by FSU football players.
 

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Jimbo is such a clown:

@Matt_Fortuna: Told other coaches have rules kicking players off for hitting women, #FSU HC Jimbo Fisher says: "That's ours." #ACCKickoff
 

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GatorJ;n249707 said:
Jimbo is such a clown:

@Matt_Fortuna: Told other coaches have rules kicking players off for hitting women, #FSU HC Jimbo Fisher says: "That's ours." #ACCKickoff

I know He's a lying bastard!
 

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I wonder what Jimbo would say if it was his daughter or mother or sister that was getting slapped around by these football players? I don't think there's every been a sleazier coach. He's right on par with Jerry Sandusky in my book.
 
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Alagator;n248599 said:
fsu football players are the gladiators, Tally is the corrupt Roman empire, and choke stadium is the delapidated Roman coliseum...

Please don't compare that :couch:to a culture that actually achieved greatness
 

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t-gator;250530 said:
I wonder what Jimbo would say if it was his daughter or mother or sister that was getting slapped around by these football players? I don't think there's every been a sleazier coach. He's right on par with Jerry Sandusky in my book.

Same as Sandusky who was raping underage boys.... I think that may be going a bit far. Jimbo is a sleaze, but he child abuse is far worse
 

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A better comparison would be Tom Osborne. The sexual assault comparisons are very close. And both coaches are incredibly complicit.

Of course Osborne went on to become a state representative. The perfect fit.
 

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t-gator;n250530 said:
I wonder what Jimbo would say if it was his daughter or mother or sister that was getting slapped around by these football players? I don't think there's every been a sleazier coach. He's right on par with Jerry Sandusky in my book.

Sandusky is another animal. Tom Osborne who just let the inmates run the show would be a better comparison.
 

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