My Thoughts on That Horse**** Football Game Last Night

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  1. Captain Sasquatch

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    I want to watch the game on DVR, but I'll just go off what I can remember.

    First of all, I'm sure it was obvious on TV, but Pineiro missed that kick due to a low snap and horsesh*t hold. It's amazing he even got the ball off the ground. From where I was sitting it looked like the ball was falling sideways when he kicked it. I'm sure he feels terrible about it, but that wasn't on him at all.

    Second of all, that happy high school horsesh*t offense LSU was running was the most bush league bullsh*t I've ever seen on a football field. AND IT WORKED. It has to be the first time in history a team has had 100+ yards collectively on f*cking jet sweeps. Are you kidding me?? Have guys play contain and nip that sh*t in the bud in the 1st quarter! My God!

    Third of all, I'd like to see the replay on the pass interference at the end of the 1st half, but it looked like a horsesh*t call to me. If that's pass interference, we might as well outlaw bump and run coverage.

    Fourth of all, Duke Dawson's interception that wasn't due to another horsesh*t call was inexcuseable. He had the ball cradled in his gut and the receiver had a hand on top of it. Was it that obvious on TV?

    Fifth of all, Franks did what he could yesterday. It's clear he doesn't have a 100% grasp of the offense, but he's got the skills to make the plays, and he rarely panics and screws up royally the way guys like Driskel used to do. The 3rd & goal play where he took the sack out of bounds instead of forcing the ball into coverage was actually a thing of beauty. Still an easy kick for Eddy and no turnover, I'll take that every time if the defense has the play blanketed (which they did). HOWEVER, it's really hard for Franks to get into ANY kind of rhythm when we're running that wildcat horsesh*t with Toney every other godd*mn play. I mean WTF? Which leads me to..........

    Sixth of all, I understand getting Toney the ball. He's our most electric playmaker. But GET HIM THE BALL IN SPACE. It reminded me of running Jeff Demps up the middle 100 times a season and hoping he could break tackles on 300 pound linemen. Have him run the option, have him run some LSU horsesh*t jet sweeps, have him catch quick screens, or hell, have him run the old self-play action from the Tebow years and throw a pass. The world is Nuss' oyster with Toney, and he's running him like he's Trent Richardson or Derrick Henry.

    Seventh of all, our route trees might as well be a godd*mn pile of brush on the side of the road after a hurricane. I've never seen receivers running routes stacked on top of each other the way I did last night. It's REALLY hard to hit an open receiver when one guy can cover two of them. It's horsesh*t. Having said that, they did great on some scramble drills and got open for Franks to hit them for some first downs.

    Eighth of all, has this team EVER practiced a two minute drill? Like ever? I've seen some of the most horsesh*t time management in my life this season, it's inexplicable. Only time we managed the clock properly was the end of the UK game, and that's only because we HAD to take our time scoring, which seems to be our forte. :lol:

    Ninth of all, I still love Malik Davis. He's awesome. Truly a special player just waiting to bust out. Hopefully he'll have a chance to really grow as a player once this horsesh*t excuse of an offense gets someone else running it.

    Tenth of all, f*ck LSU's band. Straight in the assh*le. That horsesh*t they pulled during We Are The Boys and the beginning of Petty should get their invitation for next year revoked. You pull a stunt like that, you aren't welcome back.

    Eleventh of all, I about pulled every last lock of hair out on the sack on 3rd down in the middle of the 4th quarter. It was PAINFULLY obvious our guys didn't know where to line up and Franks was lost before the play started. I honestly don't think anyone knew what the play was. So, as a coach, when you see your offense is clearly up horsesh*t creek without a paddle during the presnap, call a timeout!!!

    And now for the moment you've all been waiting for. Yes, I'm done with this staff. Much like Missouri in '14 was my last straw for Muschamp, last night was it for Mac. That's not a game you lose. LSU was running some JV high school sh*t all night, we somehow thought pulling our starting QB every other play to run the wildcat was a winning strategy, we had two fantastic TD drives followed by horsesh*t play calls in the 4th quarter. And on top of all that, we were playing a program coming off their worst week in YEARS. I mean come on! At least the Petty tribute was incredible. Can't wait for that every game.

    You still won't catch me being a miserable assh*le the rest of the season. I'll continue to give my honest and unbiased opinion on every game. I'll give credit where credit is due and criticism where criticism is due. But as far as I'm concerned, it's time to move in a different direction. Horse. Sh*t. :kiffin:
     
    • Durty South Swamp

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      Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.
       
      • Captain Sasquatch

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        I think it was horsesh*t.

        :raysgirl:
         
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          Thanks for the analysis. I thought the PI call was fine so did Gary Danielson. The officiating wasn't the best for either team.

          Mac is dead man walking.
           
          • divits

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            Sas' "horsesh*ts" > Mac's "and yets".
             
            • ThreatMatrix

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              TL;DR
              But I'll give it a like anyway.
               
              • 88drgator

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                I don't get it. What took you so long?:grin:
                 
                • Captain Sasquatch

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                  I've been mum, but Mac's been on the ledge for me since the Arkansas debacle last year.
                   
                  • MidwestChomp

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                    Sas should trademark Sasschit instead of using horseschit.
                     
                    • Gatorraid81

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                      I wouldn't bash Toney in the wildcat too much, it seemed to be a pretty instrumental part of those TD drives. Toney clearly needs 20-25 touches a game someway somehow, and Davis needs 15-20 every game. Will Nuss and Mac do this, I doubt it.
                       
                      • Captain Sasquatch

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                        My sh*t don't stink, so it wouldn't be a harsh enough insult. :dance:
                         
                        • Jenny On The Railroad

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                          Finally, some clarification.
                           
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                          Twelfth of all, that was a Franks assessment.
                           
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                          Yeah it was bad. The one thing I've pointed out with McElwain is that he doesn't lose the embarrassing games we absolutely should win. Well this was one of those games, along with Ark last year and the 21-3 lead-blow against ut.

                          The worst part is sitting here on Sunday night attempting to justify taking away 5+ hours from my children on a weekend to watch something that makes me want to stab my eyeballs.
                           
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                            Here's what I do now. Don't watch the game. Record it to DVR. If we win, play it back; if we lose, delete it.
                             
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                              You should spend 5+ hours with my children. :lol:
                               
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                                You mean except Arky and Tinerc?

                                Ive never understood people getting hot and bothered about him beating Kintucky and FAU (in OT). I guess some were just looking for any excuses to "see improvement."
                                 
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                                  I dont watch either anymore. I used to watch both. You miss so much in realtime. Hell I dont even much watch the game in realtime.

                                  It just isnt worth the time.

                                  Not sure why Im wasting time here bytching about it. Old habits die hard I guess.
                                   
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                                    Here’s a quicker summary of how you (and the rest of Gator Nation) felt watching that game.
                                     
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                                      Sitting with SQ, you had a better view than the game than us at home had. :D
                                      Sass, your analysis was certainly on-target (at Target we got our last 2 oaches).
                                      Mac can't be fixed, it seems. We ought to consider Canadian Football League coaches? they're probly bargain basement higher-hires?
                                      Our poor suffering players and incoming recruits.
                                      Us life & limb threatened fulmigating pus-oozing fans. We all need a hospital stay.
                                      Yet, is Stricklin goona use his MSU experience to make our "killer hire"?
                                      Heck, take a stab at PJ Heck. Can it be too early when gettin' rid of Mac&crew is too late now?
                                      Think Mcyear-4 improves .... just try to imagine who would hire Mac after he's finished with UF
                                       

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