***Official Florida Football coaching hires 2017***

[EyeDocGator]

We don't hate Zach, he is just wrong 95 percent of the time.

Give the kid a break. He's only wrong 50% of the time.

 

[BostonGator84]

I agree, but it would be highly unusual to have a coach voluntarily leave only days after arriving.

Billy Donovan did it...so did Bill Belichick...

 

[williston_gator]

@RobertJudin: The Gators are reportedly trying to hire Mario Cristobal away from Oregon. If they can, UF would have a ton of firepower for the 2018 class.

@RobertJudin: After landing JaJuan Seider, getting Cristobal would be another power move & dramatically help the Gators on the recruiting trail.

 

[Marianna-FL_Gator]

We'll know if it's Stoutland or not by the 8th. If what is being talked about is true everyone in Gator Nation is going to be happy as hell with our next 2 hires. Btw...Seider is the biggest pickup for us since Dan Quinn. This dude is an elite coach and recruiter! #ChompChomp

 

[Durty South Swamp]

@RobertJudin: The Gators are reportedly trying to hire Mario Cristobal away from Oregon. If they can, UF would have a ton of firepower for the 2018 class.

@RobertJudin: After landing JaJuan Seider, getting Cristobal would be another power move & dramatically help the Gators on the recruiting trail.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

LOL

There is no way that is actually him.

That is absolutely him. Someone post that old mad Crucial rap'off video.

 

[aka]

It's so cheesy but I kinda like the Gator one.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Sweet Crystalballs

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Give the kid a break. He's only wrong 50% of the time.

Link?

 

[T REX]

Mario is Co-OC at Oregon. Is Mac firing Nuss? It would be time to celebrate. Otherwise why would Mario take a demotion?

 

[alcoholica]

We'll know if it's Stoutland or not by the 8th. If what is being talked about is true everyone in Gator Nation is going to be happy as hell with our next 2 hires. Btw...Seider is the biggest pickup for us since Dan Quinn. This dude is an elite coach and recruiter! #ChompChomp

He's basically a unicorn

 

[bradgator2]

Sounds like right out of a Carl Hiaasan novel.
Yep, they dance to their own beat down their in Oregon.
- No sales tax.
- You cannot pump your own gas - an attendant HAS to do it for you.
More here:
https://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oregon

I know Bart knows I lived in Oregon for a few years. Man I loved it there and hated to leave. But I do have an funny story from a time at a gas pump. Every line and pump were full and there were cars waiting. There was only one "attendant" and he was running around like a chicken with his head cut off. It must have been his first day or something. Some dude in one car finally got pissed at waiting and got out to do it himself. The funny thing is, people there dont know how to pump gas. He struggled for a minute, ended up get gasoline all over his arm, but finally managed to stick the nozzle in his car. The attendant ran over and was pissed and they get into a shouting match. And apparently, the attendant called the cops and told the dude he couldnt leave. Well the guy walks over to side of gas station to wait and lit a cigarette. Remember he had on a sweater where the arm was soaked in gasoline..... well the whole thing immediately went up in flames. He yanked it off and didn't appear to be physically injured. But man, the whole event was one of the funniest things I ever seen with my own eyeballs.

The cop eventually gets there and actually arrested the dude.

For carrying a firearm.


(Sorry. It was all true except the last part)

 

[Alagator]

I know Bart knows I lived in Oregon for a few years. Man I loved it there and hated to leave. But I do have an funny story from a time at a gas pump. Every line and pump were full and there were cars waiting. There was only one "attendant" and he was running around like a chicken with his head cut off. It must have been his first day or something. Some dude in one car finally got pissed at waiting and got out to do it himself. The funny thing is, people there dont know how to pump gas. He struggled for a minute, ended up get gasoline all over his arm, but finally managed to stick the nozzle in his car. The attendant ran over and was pissed and they get into a shouting match. And apparently, the attendant called the cops and told the dude he couldnt leave. Well the guy walks over to side of gas station to wait and lit a cigarette. Remember he had on a sweater where the arm was soaked in gasoline..... well the whole thing immediately went up in flames. He yanked it off and didn't appear to be physically injured. But man, the whole event was one of the funniest things I ever seen with my own eyeballs.

The cop eventually gets there and actually arrested the dude.

For carrying a firearm.


(Sorry. It was all true except the last part)

 

[CGgater]

We just lost Torrian Gray to the redskins.

https://www.seccountry.com/florida/source-florida-db-coach-torrian-gray-hired-washington-redskins

 

[Slevin]

Gators have hired Corey Bell per Brett Mcmurphy. Another a + hire if true

 

[T REX]

Gators have hired Corey Bell per Brett Mcmurphy. Another a + hire if true

How so? He was at FAU for the last two years. Lots of high school experience. Massive downgrade,

 

[williston_gator]

Florida loses one coach but is hiring two. DBs coach Torrian Gray is heading to the NFL to join Washington, which fired defensive backs coach Perry Fewell last month. A source says that Florida is also expected to hire Corey Bell, who was hired this month to be USF's defensive backs coach and recruiting coordinator. The Gators are also expected to hire North Texas OL coach Brad Davis. Gators had an opening at OL coach with Mike Summers going to Louisville.

Edward Aschoff, ESPN Staff Writer

 

[PhD Gator]

Florida loses one coach but is hiring two. DBs coach Torrian Gray is heading to the NFL to join Washington, which fired defensive backs coach Perry Fewell last month. A source says that Florida is also expected to hire Corey Bell, who was hired this month to be USF's defensive backs coach and recruiting coordinator. The Gators are also expected to hire North Texas OL coach Brad Davis. Gators had an opening at OL coach with Mike Summers going to Louisville.

Edward Aschoff, ESPN Staff Writer

Who? Anybody know much about this guy? Good coach? Good recruiter?

 

[chferg]

One step forward with a guy like Seider and two step back with these guys

 

[Omar's Coming Yo!]

Florida loses one coach but is hiring two. DBs coach Torrian Gray is heading to the NFL to join Washington, which fired defensive backs coach Perry Fewell last month. A source says that Florida is also expected to hire Corey Bell, who was hired this month to be USF's defensive backs coach and recruiting coordinator. The Gators are also expected to hire North Texas OL coach Brad Davis. Gators had an opening at OL coach with Mike Summers going to Louisville.

Edward Aschoff, ESPN Staff Writer