Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Utah***

[I Have No Friends :(]

I got all my whining about the coaching staff and Mertz out in the offseason. Tonight it's time to root for the Orange and Blue. I would be perfectly happy with Mertz lighting up these asshats from Mormonland.

 

[NavetG8r]

Instead of fishing it should have been attending a Gator game.....I'm just saying.....
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You sir obviously just don't understand fishermen.

 

[B52G8rAC]

The Mertz haters are going to pounce with every incompletion. They have been breathlessly waiting for some "I told you so" moments for many months now. We'll see if @PaulDrake can even make it to the 2nd quarter without getting kicked. @Mr2Bits may bust a nut if the guy throws a pick.

Mertz stats tonight. 20/25, 295, 3TD/0 INT. Will that win it?

 

[NavetG8r]

Mertz stats tonight. 20/25, 295, 3TD/0 INT. Will that win it?

If it doesn't, that'll mean our defense is just as bad as the past few years. That'll be a bad sign for the rest of the year.

 

[oxrageous]

I got all my whining about the coaching staff and Mertz out in the offseason. Tonight it's time to root for the Orange and Blue. I would be perfectly happy with Mertz lighting up these asshats from Mormonland.

Backpedaling won’t help you now. I’ve got all your offseason posts qued up.

 

[soflagator]

Love seeing Kevin Carter in there. Napier is definitely picking the right type of guys to speak to the team.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Backpedaling won’t help you now. I’ve got all your offseason posts qued up.

 

[PaulDrake]

The Mertz haters are going to pounce with every incompletion. They have been breathlessly waiting for some "I told you so" moments for many months now. We'll see if @PaulDrake can even make it to the 2nd quarter without getting kicked. @Mr2Bits may bust a nut if the guy throws a pick.

Kicked? Let's be clear here: I don't HATE Mertz. What I HATE is the Gators being in a position to have to start him because we have NO ONE ELSE. I'll be the first to heap praise on Mertz it he does okay. He's a backup at best not a guy that's going to lead us anywhere. I hope he throws 7 TDs and runs for two. That's not going to happen as we'll hand off the ball even when it doesn't work. I want us to WIN at any cost. Me coming on here after the game if Mertz blows it up is for someone else to melt down over. Me? I'll just be resigned to a LONG season and getting bitch slapped by Jawja again.

 

[jdh5484]

Kicked? Let's be clear here: I don't HATE Mertz. What I HATE is the Gators being in a position to have to start him because we have NO ONE ELSE. I'll be the first to heap praise on Mertz it he does okay. He's a backup at best not a guy that's going to lead us anywhere. I hope he throws 7 TDs and runs for two. That's not going to happen as we'll hand off the ball even when it doesn't work. I want us to WIN at any cost. Me coming on here after the game if Mertz blows it up is for someone else to melt down over. Me? I'll just be resigned to a LONG season and getting bitch slapped by Jawja again.

The Gators are beating the Buttsniffers. Book it.

 

[TLB]

While I ponder that, I'd like each of you to look into the mirror and make a commitment to bring the level of your post quality back to Gatorchatter levels.

Be better.

 

[jmskjrgator]

Oh just wait until tonight, sir.

The first errant pass that Mertz makes or questionable play that Slingblade calls is gonna set this place on fire.

They will eat crow later.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

They will eat crow later.

 

[oxrageous]

Kicked? Let's be clear here: I don't HATE Mertz. What I HATE is the Gators being in a position to have to start him because we have NO ONE ELSE. I'll be the first to heap praise on Mertz it he does okay. He's a backup at best not a guy that's going to lead us anywhere. I hope he throws 7 TDs and runs for two. That's not going to happen as we'll hand off the ball even when it doesn't work. I want us to WIN at any cost. Me coming on here after the game if Mertz blows it up is for someone else to melt down over. Me? I'll just be resigned to a LONG season and getting bitch slapped by Jawja again.

Dude, we weren’t going anywhere this season if Tom Effing Brady was behind center. Were you expecting titles this year?

These rants get increasingly embarrassing.

 

[Mr2Bits]

You aren't joking.

I would never root against my boys but Billy missed big time on filling that QB room with a quality arm when Rashada fell through…I hope I’m wrong but I call it like I see it!

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

They will eat crow later.

 

[Mr2Bits]

Backpedaling won’t help you now. I’ve got all your offseason posts qued up.

Get ‘em!

 

[Gator By Marriage]

I’m most disappointed in @CaseyGator actually. She’s someone who actually cares (for some reason).

Prolly not a bad idea to have one mod who actually gives a schitt. Makes the members feel like they actually got something for their money.

 

[Sec14Gator]

First game of the season and second year of the new coach. My prediction:

We are kicking their PAC 12, low recruited a$$es.

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Well, until the first time they stop us from scoring a TD on a single drive. Then, Mertz, Napier, and the two OL can eat a bag of dicks and the season is over. Hopefully that doesn't happen until the fourth quarter and I can enjoy 2+ hours of this season before all hope is lost.

 

[revgator]

Dude, we weren’t going anywhere this season if Tom Effing Brady was behind center. Were you expecting titles this year?

These rants get increasingly embarrassing.

Ok, now I'm really confused.
We aren't allowed to say it's going to be a bad year but we also can't say it's going to be a good year.

 

[LaylaGator]

No Friends caught the ghey. Ban UteMan before it spreads.