OJ Simpson Has Died

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Such a shame Norm MacDonald isn't around. He'd have some great jokes.

 

[aka]

 

[MidwestChomp]

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Norm had that in the vault didn't he and specified in his will to launch it when OJ died.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I would just like to point out that OJ was black. I point this out because I never thought of OJ as black until Johnnie Cochran made it his defense. So whenever we talk of OJ we should remember that he was a black man. I think Johnnie would have wanted it that way.

 

[Detroitgator]

I would just like to point out that OJ was black. I point this out because I never thought of OJ as black until Johnnie Cochran made it his defense. So whenever we talk of OJ we should remember that he was a black man. I think Johnnie would have wanted it that way.

He was the black man that told everyone, "I have A black friend"

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Kim's the hottest for sure. you guys are smoking crack

@Swamp Donkey

This is your fault for being an absent father.

 

[5-Star Finger]

<OJ lands at the gates of heaven>

Saint Peter: Okay Juice, let's get you fitted for that halo...
OJ: Hey Peter, this thing is way too small to fit on my head!
Saint Peter: I don't seem to have one in your size. Well if it doesn't fit...you know what, just say hello to Johnnie and Judas when you see them, okay?

 

[Treebeard]

 

[Zambo]

In all seriousness, one of the most embarrassing days to be an American is the day they read the verdict, and the TV cameras went back and forth between groups of stunned white people and jubilant, rejoicing black people.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

In all seriousness, one of the most embarrassing days to be an American is the day they read the verdict, and the TV cameras went back and forth between groups of stunned white people and jubilant, rejoicing black people.

Then OJ went back to hanging out at Country Clubs with rich white people and banging dumb bleach blondes.

 

[Altitude Gator]

Well. That's that

Both his attorneys Johnny Cochran and Kardashian died shortly after freeing a murderer and the Kardashians continue their legacy of being a stain on the world. Right after the murder he stayed at the Kardashian home and they even dumped a suitcase with all the evidence for him.

Robert Kardashian started the family tradition of getting black guys off!

 

[MJMGator]

Then OJ went back to hanging out at Country Clubs with rich white people and banging dumb bleach blondes.

Good work if you can get it.

 

[aka]

Then OJ went back to hanging out at Country Clubs with rich white people and banging dumb bleach blondes.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

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Took me awhile.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Wow. This woman… but hey, it’s CNN.

 

[soflagator]

Wow. This woman… but hey, it’s CNN.

 

[lagator]

Met him once leaving a restaurant in Palm Beach. I still like him. I dated a girl once that was all coked up. I can only imagine being married to one, and then having her be a tramp to boot. You also don’t sleep with the wife of a former football player, especially when he too has a fondness for hard drugs. The whole thing, including his choice of quality Italian shoes, is a lesson for the kids.

 

[t-gator]

Wow. This woman… but hey, it’s CNN.

What a scary world we live in that people actually think like this.

 

[Silverback Gator]

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Scary ugly. "That's a man".