- Jun 5, 2014
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When Jason Dufner captured lightning in a bottle and had a lucky weekend to win the PGA Championship in 2013, a bunch of nutswingers around here came out of the woodwork. They loved themselves some Dufner for reasons I've never figured out. I'll do them a favor and won't mention names.
I told these embarrassing fanboi's that Dufner was the next Rich Beem. He got lucky. Frankly, he sucks balls. I first claimed he'd never win another Major. The Dufner groupies chortled. I then went another step, claiming Dufner would never again finish in the Top 10 at a Major. They howled and mocked me relentlessly. We made a deal: if Dufner ever finished in a Top 10, I would take a picture of me "Dufnering". I was glad to make the deal because I knew the guy sucked. Since that 2013 PGA Championship, here is Dufner's finishes at Majors:
2014 Masters: CUT
2014 US Open: CUT
2014 British Open: Tied for 51st
2014 PGA: Withdrew (yeast infection)
2015 Masters: Tied for 49th (making progress!)
2015 US Open: Tied for 18th (wow!)
2015 British Open: Tied for 58th (that's more like it)
2015 PGA: Tied for 68th (yup)
This guy may not even be on the tour in a couple of years. Hell, so many guys were lusting after the guy's wife. Guess what: they divorced this year. Even she finally realized he sucks.
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-o...-dufner-divorce-after-three-years-of-marriage
Discuss.
I told these embarrassing fanboi's that Dufner was the next Rich Beem. He got lucky. Frankly, he sucks balls. I first claimed he'd never win another Major. The Dufner groupies chortled. I then went another step, claiming Dufner would never again finish in the Top 10 at a Major. They howled and mocked me relentlessly. We made a deal: if Dufner ever finished in a Top 10, I would take a picture of me "Dufnering". I was glad to make the deal because I knew the guy sucked. Since that 2013 PGA Championship, here is Dufner's finishes at Majors:
2014 Masters: CUT
2014 US Open: CUT
2014 British Open: Tied for 51st
2014 PGA: Withdrew (yeast infection)
2015 Masters: Tied for 49th (making progress!)
2015 US Open: Tied for 18th (wow!)
2015 British Open: Tied for 58th (that's more like it)
2015 PGA: Tied for 68th (yup)
This guy may not even be on the tour in a couple of years. Hell, so many guys were lusting after the guy's wife. Guess what: they divorced this year. Even she finally realized he sucks.
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-o...-dufner-divorce-after-three-years-of-marriage
Discuss.
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