The dubster Outro Thread

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer: the program is for entertainment puposes only and not to be taken seriously. before we get started a heartfelt prayers go out to skinny and the Law Enforcement community in americus,ga. its a stark reminder what our police officers sacrifice for our safety. their sacrifice is not in vain. on to the show. there is a consensus in the audience that jboss is a ox alias.cooter dropped by the program and stated his alias is mcbigdick(we will interview mrs. cooter and see if she agrees with his assessment) cooter went on to say that oxking is jboss. and that ox is his illegitimate son(oxking you and mrs oxking will probaly need to have a conversation after reading this. in our continued education on white dudes, cooter informed me that white guys that are hip refer to one another as crackas when they meet in the streets. carib dropped by the program and informed the audience that ox only wants racy pic of men showed in the box you can never be banned for this and will have immunity. trux stopped by the program and informed the show that if you complain about the UF football program you have no life. skinny for his part is in mourning but did not hesitate to say that when urg post its makes him moist(whoa!better get those panty liners)after all the complaining on the show. coach stopped by and gave the number to the suicide prevention hotline(i will be using it after next year with mac). gren stopped by momentarily to say urg was on meth. at that point i had a caller it was urg who said no friends beats off all day(thats got to be exhausting). last but not least bama/gator fan if your reading this cooter and gren do not believe your a rocket scientist(just thought you should know)drivebys in no specific order trux,carib,gatorraz,midwest,cooter,goon,gator98md,cferg,gatordad,,trex,atx,gatorstud,skinny,durty,t-gator,jay26,jboss,paz,williston,no friends,g.webb,coach,bna,navet,gatorbart,douglas78,gren,ox,matrix,backstop,urg,nv, everyone have a fantastic evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer:the program is for entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously. ca91 dropped by the program and cleared up a mystery about ferg. ca91 stated the explanation for fergs behavoir is rooted in the fact that he is locked in a museum most of the time(this explains the outburst and poor social skills, poor guy is institutionalize)goon dropped by the program and explained that jay26 is bi and goes by the handle "big bi dog". ox stopped by but refused to answer any questions as to who is real father is if you remember cooter stated yesterday that ox is his illegitimate son.no comment from oxking either. ox for his part ignored all my questions pertaining to this but instead wanted to give advice on online dating. ox says he was a super stud on AOL back in the day holding hands with some 20 women in his 20. looks like this online dating is the wave of the future type in your stats upload a pic and get laid(sounds easy enough)drivebys in no specific order,gatorraz,atx,midwest,cferg,jboss,ca91,jay26,brad2,no friends,douglas78,ox,backstop13,urg,goon,gren,alagator,gatorbart,concrete,buckman2000,trex,matrix,coach,cooter,durty,tgator,carib,sgg,detroit,navet,skinny, everyone enjoy your evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer: the program is for entertainment puposes only and not to be taken seriously. before we get started a heartfelt prayers go out to skinny and the Law Enforcement community in americus,ga. its a stark reminder what our police officers sacrifice for our safety. their sacrifice is not in vain. on to the show. there is a consensus in the audience that jboss is a ox alias.cooter dropped by the program and stated his alias is mcbigdick(we will interview mrs. cooter and see if she agrees with his assessment) cooter went on to say that oxking is jboss. and that ox is his illegitimate son(oxking you and mrs oxking will probaly need to have a conversation after reading this. in our continued education on white dudes, cooter informed me that white guys that are hip refer to one another as crackas when they meet in the streets. carib dropped by the program and informed the audience that ox only wants racy pic of men showed in the box you can never be banned for this and will have immunity. trux stopped by the program and informed the show that if you complain about the UF football program you have no life. skinny for his part is in mourning but did not hesitate to say that when urg post its makes him moist(whoa!better get those panty liners)after all the complaining on the show. coach stopped by and gave the number to the suicide prevention hotline(i will be using it after next year with mac). gren stopped by momentarily to say urg was on meth. at that point i had a caller it was urg who said no friends beats off all day(thats got to be exhausting). last but not least bama/gator fan if your reading this cooter and gren do not believe your a rocket scientist(just thought you should know)drivebys in no specific order trux,carib,gatorraz,midwest,cooter,goon,gator98md,cferg,gatordad,,trex,atx,gatorstud,skinny,durty,t-gator,jay26,jboss,paz,williston,no friends,g.webb,coach,bna,navet,gatorbart,douglas78,gren,ox,matrix,backstop,urg,nv, everyone have a fantastic evening its time to commute :bananawave:
Thanks Dubs. We have the second and final funeral tomorrow. Gonna miss them 2.
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer the show is for entertainment purposes only and not be taken seriously. onto the program the perv segment was front and center a majority of the day with ca91 still fresh off his ass bleeding issue. ca91 stopped by the show and informed the audience that his ass has stop bleeding and that his lovely wife had correctly diagnose him yesterday when he bent over and bust his ass open for her to take a look up his ass. hes has a hemmeroid. then in classic white woman fashion helped him today by rubbing cream up his ass(ahh those docile white wimmen, aint no black woman gonna rubbed no cream up your ass you can forget that schit!) she's a keeper ca91 make sure you keep her. everyone has an opinion about ca91 ass bleeding condition.g2(medical professional) stopped by and stated ca91 needs to cut back on his anal sex and sas added that he needs to stop ramming steaks up his ass(hows that for your rare steak).md98 stated he would give ca91 a free ass exam over the internet and i think ca91 will do it. speaking of md98 he states red diving is disgusting, gmd disagrees.gmd stopped by and he went straight savage stating he would have sex with a woman on her period and he is fascinated with wimmens feet and filled the box with toe jam. it really got uncomfortable. in our alt right segment urg stopped by and stated the blackman is taking everything away from the whiteman and he is sick of it. my prducer motioned me to the phone it was cu-uf he whispered in the phone its good to see a old rich white guy back in the white house again, drivebys include in no specific order, gren,midwest,jay26,backstop,,bna,slevin,98md,paz,at,douglas78,gatorraz,ca91,jboss,cooter,coach,gmd,durty,goon,trux,trex,heavy,alagator,navet,urg,nofriends,sas,carib,cu-uf,gwebb,williston,brad2,g2,tgator,alky,gatorbart,matrix, everyone get laid tonight its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today, disclaimer the views of the show are for entertainment purposes only. the program wishes gatorraz&LA a speedy recovery hang in there. onto the program to one of my favorite guest goon happy bday, cooter and i have gathered up some funds to pay a black woman to rock your world we will let you inform us of the details tomorrow. speaking of cooter he informed the show that he had rubbed blisters on the palms of his hands from rubbing his dic(friction will do that) cooter along with heavy and brad plan on taking spoiled chicken and shrimp and placing it on the aisles of ladies faminine product boxes in your local walmarts, and publix (if you happen to visit one of these places just inform the manager that a clean up is needed in that aisle its not fresh. apparently a poster by the name of vulcan has returned. some of the audience members has described him as a thin skin repub(didnt think repubs were thin skinned) urg explained that he took a leave of abscence but looks like he has found his way back so stay tuned. last but not least we have entered day 5 that ca91 ass is not bleeding(this is welcomed news) drivebys in no specific order,gmd,dougie78,heavy,gatorraz,LA,gren,midwest,cooter,goon,brad,swamp donkey,lakegator,navet,trux,no friends,bna,ca91,carib,tag,coach,ocala,jay26,alagator,ox,urg,backstop13,oxking,matrix,williston everyone have a fantatstic evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer the program is for entertainment purposes only. as i entered the set this morning i was stopped in the back hallway by gmd, he informed me that urg was insulting everyone about health insurance and that he had already tried to verbally abuse coach and that he had insulted midwest as well. i got on the stage and urg was already taking questions from the audience and stayed all day basically hijacking the show. gmd called back and stated urg is a little man with a complex and coach stated he was buying insurance before urg could change his short pants.md98 stopped by and he was experencing white guilt, but then became incense saying he's tired of the drug seeking blacks,md98 also says they need to go to work, but later apologize for being white.in our alt right segment ferg dropped by to tell me personally that he along with ox and ca91 will be coming over to burn a kfc in my front yard( i can tolerate the cross but the kfc is taking it a bit to far) speaking of ca this is day 5 with no ass bleeding it has scabbed over, but the program has a new crises matrix called in and stated his left nut has been aching for awhile. we will get a nut specialist on tomorrow for a diagnosis stay tune for this development. speaking of matrix he reminded me today that as a black man i am forbbiden to look upon white wimmen. speaking of white wimmen queenie dropped by the studio and informed the audience she will be watching macs schit show in the outback bowl, she is a very nice lady. my producer motioned me to the phone it was goon and dougie 78 on a 3 way and they were both snickering goon stated queenie would make a great head nurse and dougie chimed in stated she would be known as nurse ratchet,,, drivebys in no specific order, midwest,jboss,gmd,goon,urg,dougie78,md98,cooter,no friends,ferg,coach,bart,brad2,carib,benji,gatorraz,heavy,concrete,alagator,gren,trux,matrix,alky,queenie,ox, everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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As usual, Dubs is lying, but hey, it's what he do.
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer the program is for entertainment purposes only. gren stopped by the program and was very mean spirited not sure whats going on with him(he is white and very angry).ferg stopped thru and in a unprecedented move stated that racism should be weeded out(yes you heard it right ferg!) gmd and lake are skeptical and gren thinks i misunderstood him. 98md is still experiencing white guilt so any advice you can give him would be appreciated. ca91 dropped by the set and stated there is no further need to continue to talk about his ass bleeding its all healed up. matrix on the other hand is still experiecing nut problems so i reached out to g2 a medical professional for help. g2 was reluctant to talk about it stating it was a private matter but did offer this advice to stop jerking his dic so much. g2 also commented that his wife comments on other wimmens bodies(g2 you just might have the makings of something special), speaking of jerking your dic, coach dropped by and admits when he was young they were poor he didnt have toys so he played with his dic when it got hard(improvised at an early age no wonder he's so balanced). lastly update on LA shes doing fine but raz will be beating off for atleast 6months. drivebys in no specific order, coach,98md,midwest,cover2,carib,goon,ca91,ferg,jay26,gren,gatorraz,gwebb,trux,douglas78,tag,lake,tlb,g-2,matrix,jboss,sas,gmd,everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Dubs left me off of the drivebys today because he is a racist.
 

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I missed you yesterday.............we kept throwing little insurance barbs out there but never got a hit;)
 

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I missed you yesterday.............we kept throwing little insurance barbs out there but never got a hit;)
I was at USF yesterday talking with a specialist for some healthcare stuff involving my wife.
 

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Don't act like you ain't see me yesterday

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dubster1: well gator thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer the program is for entertainment purposes only. looks like we have made it to the end of another wonderful year. we lost some great people this year and they will be missed. bless all of you and your families have a safe and merry christmas and a happy new year. on to the show, queenie dropped by the show early to try and prevent it from going perv it didnt work soon as she left the stage, goon showed up saying toliets are for sissies and talked about pissing into his flower bed. brad confirms that he pisses in his yard too. then like a sign in roster, gatorbait,98md,ca91cooter,backstop,ox,coach, as well as others all stated they piss in their yards. i started to think all white guys did it but midwest & bna stated they do not. tgator not to be out done says his former roommate use to schit in the backyard(no cookouts back there) in our keeping it real segment midwest stopped by the set and stated that his lovely wife while they would take romantic walks would piss in the woods and just pull her pants up and let the poon air dry. goon and i have notice a change in trux behavior, goon suspects trux is suffering from pole dancer syndrome a intervention is required (counting on you brad to fix trux). gmd stopped by the program fresh off starting another trump hating thread to say he is getting urg some lifts to put in his shoes for christmas(remember its the thought that counts) . cooter dropped by the program and wanted to talk about his nuts and his dic, cooter states his nuts are as big as basketballs and his dic looks like a sweet potato. drivebys in no specific order brad,midwest,lake,queenie,gren,urg,goon,dougie78,jay26,gmd,raz,trux,uf2002,g.webb,gatorbart,tgator,backstop13,cooter,98md,heavy,atx,trex,bna,ca91,cover2,ox,phin,ferg. everyone watch out for trucks its time to vacation :bananawave:
 

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After almost 3 weeks break, he's back

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dubster1: Well gators thats all the time we have for questions today,,its great to be back in the saddle. Ferg stopped by and admitted he was a hood ni*gga and hates whites but refused to answer weather or not he was following trump on twitter. Alagator stopped by the program to inform my audience that trex is sexually fustrated because of his short arms don't allow him to masterbate,urg agrees,looks like most of my audience have accepted that mac will be here for atleast 2more yrs and ldr will be the starter.drivebys in no specific order,,jboss,jay,durty,ferg,douglas,gren,Alagator,atx,urg,backstop,midwest,gatormandan,concrete,coach,goon,ca91,sas,tag,brad2,boston84,trux,swamp donkey, happy new year to you all,,watch for trucks its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for today. trump....errr ferg started the hate segment of the program off by saying black people are like pit bulls they look ok but dont trust them(i know, i know before you say it) trump...err ferg has ensured me that they are all educated. before i could go any further with trump...err ferg i had a caller it was backstop who stated that trump is really ox, never wouldve guess it. sessons...err..urg called in and stated he is optimistic that trump will get the economy going. in a shocking development midwest wife had a minor traffic accident shes ok but midwest decided to talk a lil schit. mrs. midwest is pissed about the whole encounter so mr.midwest will suffer from desert dick until he has learned to keep his slick comments to himself(probaly need to speak to trux about what he does in these instances)drivebys in no specific order,, trump....err ferg, sessons....err...urg,midwest,jboss,no friends,bna,cooter,williston,dougie78,nav,coach,ca91,md98,backstop,tag,gren,jay26,lee for 3,durty,marianna,augusta,slug,webb,brad2,atx,aka,trux, everyone watch for trucks and have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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