The dubster Outro Thread

[NavetG8r]

11-2-16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. its my understanding the program was missed but pressing matters of state dictated my absence. on to the program tag started us off and stated its and issue that white people listen to rap, he further stated that urg wears his pants below his azz because he listens to it, gren called in and stated urg's azz is on his shoulders, my producers motioned to me i had several callers the first call was ferg who stated if you dont like rap music you're a ****** hick. the next caller was dougie78 who simply stated white guys do listen to rap. no friends stopped by the show to clear up queenie comments about bulges(you do know we have asked for clarity on this issue for days with no comment from queenie) no friends states she is unable to comment further because sas is lurking.(shouldve just stated this) i had another caller it was trux again, he stated sas has no bulge. but he gave his wife "the bulge" lastnight.ferg called in again and wants trux to drink bleach. wopr stopped by the program and stated lboy,avatara,sas,coach are all shooms, keep them in the dark and feed them schit(this political cycle has brought out the worse in people). speaking of politics,no friends wife made him call the program and inform us that they voted trump. goon states wopr is a wacko and coach chimed is stating wopr is an angry old man and their kind needs leeway. a discussion about gay people broke out, born or choice and the right reverend trux reappeared on the show toting a bible. trux preach to the heathens of the show and read from the books of matthew 5:28, romans1:24,romans1:27 and 1 thess 4:5 this turned the whole program into bible study and goon commented that the bible had it wrong and lake gator admitted he was going to bust hell wide open for his lustful feeling toward women in yoga pants drivebys include in no specific order,sgg,trux,ferg,urg,tag,cooter,wopr,navet,coach,dougie78,matrix,jay26,lake gator,detroit,gwebb,no friends,goon,quinton,oxking,durty, everyone have a wunderful evening its time to commute

 

[grengadgy]

11/03/16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the show would like everyone to pray for our brother lake gator during this difficult time. on to the show nav stopped by on his way fishing to inform the show that urg has become a major slacker.speaking of slack the program turned into a coach mac lovefest, i dont see that much sucking rod in this penitentary. macs awful and it appears people have settled for this type of schitshow. there were a few guest that see it for what it is but not many, just gonna have to wait to everyone catches up been thru this before wash,rinse,repeat.sas stopped by the program and informed us that he voted for hillary. sas also revealed that everytime he see a trump rally there is atleast one token chocolate chip in a sea of white people(sas thinks black people look like chocolate chips). coach stopped by today and in a surprising move spoke the word keyboard masterbation(i'm shocked not sure how you can do this and keep your grip or in you ladies term the right rub spot) drivebys in no specific order sgg,atx,augusta,nav,gren,douglas78,coach,sas,webb,trux,alchy,urg,gmd,tgator,jay26,goon,matrix,ca91,gatorkev,ocala,gatorstud,ferg,carib,no friends,ufgator812, everyone have a wunderful evening

 

[NavetG8r]

11-4-16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. douglas78 started us off by advising the show that trux is like a naggin wife. carib dropped by and informed the show that urg likes to check mens twatter(not sure what this means but it sounds perverted)navet dropped by the program before he had to mow his yard and confessed to the program that he had to divoice his wife due to she enjoying pvssy as much as he(freaky stuff there) durty dropped by to inform the show that everytime there is a terrorist act confirmed. sas eats mens undergarmets(crotch breath)matrix stopped by and stated to the program that he has been having issues being flashed by women showing their beavers(good problem to have)in our racism segment move over ferg, ca91 stopped by and spoke about wal marts being full of minorities, interacial couples, and crying babies. ca91 explained that the interacial couples would be comprised of a fat black dude and a greasy hair white chick that appears to be on meth. ca further informed the show that he and his wife voted trump monday, drivebys in no specific order trux,dougie78,sgg,goon,coach,ferg,gren,urg,aka,durty,jay26,carib,sas,navet,buckman,gmd,gatorbart,ca91,law98,matrix,ocala,backstop,cooter,detroit,midwest,ox,brad2,gator98md everyone have a great weekend, go gators

 

[URGatorBait]

I'm suing dubs for lying.

 

[NavetG8r]

I'm suing dubs for lying.

I know, right? I said I had to take my mom to town. Not mow the yard. Sheshhh....guy's slipping.

 

[NavetG8r]

11-07-16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. douglas78 stopped by the program to inform the audience that trux stars in gay porn. trex stopped by to informed the show that he had took a break from the site but he is now back and his batteries are charged(fasten your seatbelt urg). in our skinhead segment ca91 who is in a neck &neck contest with ferg to see who is the most racist dropped by clarifying his comments he made over the weekend calling lebron james the n-word ca91 also said he is raising the next generation of hate by teaching his daughter to hate asians but states he is a fine parent(david duke agrees). my producer motioned to me and told me i had a caller, it was ferg he whispered in the phone he doesnt approach black people unless he's trying to get his shoes shine.midwest stopped by and was wondering if mormon women looked at bulges, sas who had just entered the studio volunteered to call his wife queenie being she is the gatorchatter resident expert on bulges. queenie called in and stated she would answer all questions about bulges but stated she didnt know any mormons. i asked queenie to ask her co-workers but queenie refused citing sexual harrassement in the workplace. sas for his part defended queenie for not knowing any mormons stating they are goofy and stated menonites women"stank" like death. the show appreciates sas for calling the bulge expert for us she will be needed at a later date when we tailgate in person. a new member named ghengis khan stopped by the program and stated he's been watching goon from a far and he is a trouble maker(stay tune for this developement)drivebys in no specific order,queenie,sgg,trux,gator98,douglas78,goon,urg,carib,sas,navet,ox,ferg,tgator,gmd,gatorstud,no friends,atx,ca91,ocala,trex,backstop13,midwestchomp,tag,gren,jay26,matrix,crete,ghengis khan,cu-uf,alagator,tlb, everyone have a wunderful evening the revolution starts tomorrow

 

[NavetG8r]

11-08-16 (Doomsday for the USA)

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. election tuesday thank god its almost over.brad2,urg,lake gator,all stopped in and talked about shciting on themselves. urg stated he schitted in the woods and a wild fox came out and checked it out.brad2 stated he schitted in the elevator and lake gator stated he schitted on his self in new hampshire(none of these guys mentioned anything about toliet paper just pulled their pants up with their asses chocked full of schit)ferg stopped by the program and was definitely not his self he didnt make alot of racist remarks he later informed the show he was having woman problems. ca91 came in and was getting ready for the racial segment when he was savagely attacked by sas and mauled, sas called in and stated ca91 cant be all to blame and insulted his parents for not teaching him no better, this started a vicious back and forth were some of the members of the audience tried to change the subject to no avail sas has his jaws lock on ca91 neck and would not release ox soon showed up and fearing they would get the horns cooler heads prevailed. sas then called back into the show and likend himself to herpes he states you cant get rid of me(hellava analogy). sas states he getting drunk and will be trolling allnight. cooter stopped by and he is obviously bothered by hillary he called her a miserable wench and left the show to go rake leaves.ocala stopped by after ox left and whispered ox is a white female that voted for hillary. we have a new member of the show who commented that a smart bomb needed to be dropped in the box(pretty much calling us dummies) welcome g8torfan. dougie stopped by the program and he stated that fever has "the look" and that ferg needs to put on his bedsheets and suck the grand dragon again(well thats disgusting)dougie also stated urg has an obsessions with bulges(move over queenie competition has arrived) drivebys in no specific order sas,trux,carib,dougie78,midwest chomp,tag,urg,atx,gator4224,brad2,no friends,lakegator,cooter,bnagr,ferg,coach,jbossgator,tgator,navet,ocala,jay26,gatorstud,gator98md,itsgr82,nv,goon,g8torfan,sgg,alagator,delegator,durty,backstop13,himey everyone have a wunderful evening and call 911 at the first signs of trouble

 

[NavetG8r]

11-10-16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today, happy b-day bnag8r. the program is stupified and dumbfounded by the fallout from the presidential race. they were both awful. looks like the hillary supporters are crying and refusing to accept a fair election. the trump supporters are still angry and full of venom. i seriously dont understand it trump won get over it! gatorstud stopped by and stated liberals suck ass with their hypocracy, alagator states the libs have caught the "ghey".midwest stopped by informing us that brad turns ladies into lesbians after he bangs them.my producers motioned me to the phone it was brad he confirmed that he can eat pvssy with the best of them. brad further stated that ca91 likes large black men(ok....then). everyone settle down, give trump a chance im positive he aint gonna do a fraction of the schit he talks about "book it" has anyone seen sas? drivebys in no specific order navet,ferg,midwest,trux,goon,sgg,coach,urg,nv,brad,zambo,tgator,g-2,himey,gatorstud,ca91,durty,lakegator,no friends,alagator,douglas78,carib,bart,atxgator,jbossgator,gatorkev, everyone enjoy your holiday wknd thank a veteran. its time to commute

 

[URGatorBait]

11-15-2016

dubster1: well gators, thats all the time we have for questions today. because of pressing matters of state govt the show was shelved for a couple of days to restore order between the trump supportes and the never trump supporters. it would appear that the swelling has gone down so we will see. speaking of the election urg stopped by the program to inform us that our very own PIF is in the running for trumps press secretary but he has to beat out the favorite sean hannity. our money is on you PIF you can out lie hannity hope you get the job. urg also thinks durty is a communist. ferg stopped by the program still beaming off the election(trump won) and stated he wants to give mac hand jobs if he defeats LSU/FSU(you good with this one your index finger and thumb can rest assure you wont have to give a finger job). ferg further stated that macs dental work gives the poster durty a chub, something that durty denies but did admit he was channeling his inner zambo. at that moment my producer motioned me to a caller it was goon he was ready to give all my audience in the studio some advice about sloppy seconds so we put him on the speaker.goon in instructional terms started saying when it comes to sloppy seconds just rinse out and its viola! goon went onto say he prefers summers eve watermelon, but you can decide what fragrence you like.no friends stopped by the program and stated ferg & ca91 need a ole fashion blanket party(google the term if you dont know).g. webb stopped by the program and stated ox pleasures hisself with pictures of chip kelly(well thats disgusting) no wonder he wants to increase the dues. speaking of nasty alex da gator dropped by the program and dont want anything to do with the kardashian women,(not to worry alex i will take care of them for you and i will thank you later..thats what friends are for) drivebys in no specific order urg,trux,carib,douglas78,ferg,lake gator,goon,midwestchomp,gren,zambo,cooter,82bag8r,no friends,gator98,trex,brad,ca91,durty,ox,matrix,g.webb,paz,alex da gator,slug,navet, everyone have a fantastic evening its time to commute

 

[NavetG8r]

11-16-16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program had a group discussion on the football program and it definitely looks like its almost unamious that mac and crew is awful, but there are a few holdouts so we will see what happens. speaking of holdouts gren stopped by the program and wants the audience to try collards & blackeye pea soup if your interested give him a holler on the pm. gren also educated me on the word "coon" he says its not racial at all but a term he uses for his racoon friends jimbob,collins,nuss, but he admits the term racoon is racist(i think this is backwards but......ok).goon dropped by and i was curious as to if ox took care of his roach infestation. goon advised that the roaches had moved to the kitchen.(damn it!). sgg dropped by and informed the show that urg had wore his shoulder out by jerking off, urg readily admits he thinks sgg is "hot" and he is still having "grip" issues(not sure how he going to reach a climax without a firm grip...but ok) just so all my listeners know urg wants me to quit the show.alex dropped by with a history lesson and detroit appears to be having some issues with his kids and rap music but did offer up some parenting tips. drivebys include in no specific order, ferg,brad,douglas,g-2,carib,ox,alex,urg,jay26,zambo,gren,trux,navet,midwest,law98,goon,cooter,tgator,lakegator,no friends,sgg,gatortag,detroit,everyone have a great evening its time to commute

 

[URGatorBait]

For the record, I did not say I want Dubs to quit the show.
SGG is hot though

 

[URGatorBait]

11-17-2016

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. sorry for the delay pressing matters of state govt. queenie started us off by dropping by the studio and informing us everytime she hears or sees trump she vomits(thats how i feel after a mac presser). queenie also informed the program that she is 5'10".sgg stopped thru to continue his assualt on urg calling him a one armed bastid.ox stopped by the studio and informed me that the roach infestation is over and everyone is welcome to his house for thanksgiving. speaking of ox him and that man meat loving zambo talked at length about drones. its simply amazing how they were just screaming make america great again last tuesday and buying drones from china"go figure". ox went onto say that he thinks bama/florida is a hick at that moment bama/florida entered the studio i really thought he was going to beat ox azz but he stated he was a rocket scientist,but admits he resides in alabama which makes him a hick. in an amazing twist of events the show discovered that NV the sportbet mod is black. this is historic because ox is not an equal opportunity employer, NV wants goon to know he is looking for him. matrix stopped by the studio to insult mentally handicap/retarded people(there is a special place in hell for you partner) trux stopped by and insulted nv stating that he sleeps on the job and that he is slow to get the bets up(NV now that you are black you will recieve more complaints now) by the way washington dc gator if your reading this NV asked me to inform you that ox hates you. drivebys in no specific order,urg, queenie,alky,douglas78,sgg,goon,ox,zambo,carib,bama/gator,gren,nv,no friends,coach,durty,matrix,navet,jay26,boston gator84,atx,ferg,paz,trux,uf812,ocala, everyone have a fantastic evening its time to commute

 

[NavetG8r]

11-18-16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. a couple of observations the trump supportes are still angry. posters like matrix is still on the mac train and some of my listeners actually believe that we win out, if i wasnt randomly drug tested i would have what they are smoking(looking at you gmd) ferg dropped by the program and stated that if LDR comes onto the field if applebees struggles he would just get up walk to garage start the car and sit in it, he has given matrix permission to come with him(matrix wont be missed)speaking of matrix he loves mac and thinks he's gotta be a coty candidate. urg confronted sgg about the insults that sgg has been leveling at him but sgg stood his ground, stating he was in the studio when he said it, so what? urg mumbled something and left. urg called back to state ferg loves black cock. this fyi goes out to ferg every white woman secretly dreams of a blackman drilling her but she cant reveals this because of ramifications but mention a black man coming over and watch her facial expression change and she is guaranteed to turn red,, drivebys include in no specific order,,gator98,alky,goon,carib,midwest,brad,ferg,gren,navet,coach,lakegator,diddy,atx,trux,himey,nv,gmd,bama&gator,buckman2000,ca91,durty,no friends,matrix,trex,sgg,urg,everyone have a safe and wonderful weekend its time to commute

 

[Swamp Queen]

11-17-2016

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. sorry for the delay pressing matters of state govt. queenie started us off by dropping by the studio and informing us everytime she hears or sees trump she vomits(thats how i feel after a mac presser). queenie also informed the program that she is 5'10".sgg stopped thru to continue his assualt on urg calling him a one armed bastid.ox stopped by the studio and informed me that the roach infestation is over and everyone is welcome to his house for thanksgiving. speaking of ox him and that man meat loving zambo talked at length about drones. its simply amazing how they were just screaming make america great again last tuesday and buying drones from china"go figure". ox went onto say that he thinks bama/florida is a hick at that moment bama/florida entered the studio i really thought he was going to beat ox azz but he stated he was a rocket scientist,but admits he resides in alabama which makes him a hick. in an amazing twist of events the show discovered that NV the sportbet mod is black. this is historic because ox is not an equal opportunity employer, NV wants goon to know he is looking for him. matrix stopped by the studio to insult mentally handicap/retarded people(there is a special place in hell for you partner) trux stopped by and insulted nv stating that he sleeps on the job and that he is slow to get the bets up(NV now that you are black you will recieve more complaints now) by the way washington dc gator if your reading this NV asked me to inform you that ox hates you. drivebys in no specific order,urg, queenie,alky,douglas78,sgg,goon,ox,zambo,carib,bama/gator,gren,nv,no friends,coach,durty,matrix,navet,jay26,boston gator84,atx,ferg,paz,trux,uf812,ocala, everyone have a fantastic evening its time to commute

6' not 5'10".

 

[dubster1]

My bad queenie,,,geesh!

 

[grengadgy]

6' not 5'10".

Not the first time Dubs used his literary license to embellish a story.

 

[Swamp Queen]

My bad queenie,,,geesh!

I still love ya dubs!

 

[dubster1]

I still love ya dubs!

 

[dubster1]

Not the first time Dubs used his literary license to embellish a story

 

[NavetG8r]

11-21-16

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. i'm still beaming on the azz whipping that was delivered to lsu and that bytch azz alleva but onto the show.ferg stopped by the show with lots of hatred and stated he wanted to murder the entire fsu fanbase(careful ferg these boys will have a field day orgy with you in here). ferg further stated that trump won and all the black people lost.(i think this is the whitelash that van jones is speaking of. it appears to be rampant)urg stopped by the studio and after hearing ferg comments informed the program that ferg moms still uses a bowl to cut his hair.urg further states he think ferg is a pile of schit. urg says he is guilty of defending trump. well you know its that time of year when families come together for turkey day. no friends took a break from his busy schedule to offer this tip on keeping your turkey from drying out he propose to stick a beer can in the turkeys ass, to keep it moist. no friends also admitted his hatred for the noles as well informing his daughters if they married one they would be disowned(women are spiteful watch it buddy). coach stopped by the program and he had several tips on how to prepare a great bird anyone interested pm him. drivebys in no specific order,goon,ferg,midwest,gmd,urg,lakegator,gren,douglas78,sgg,bna,heavy cheavy,g.webb,no friends,j.boss8,navet,carib,ox,trux,coach,gator98,jay26,ca91,durty,backstop13,gatorraz,cooter, everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute