UF Coaching Thread: Russ Callaway promoted to Co-OC

[TheDouglas78]

Thanks for making my point.

Nobody would GAF about what he wears, his haircut, his drawl, etc, if he was winning.

Sofla would..... might be the only one, but he would

 

[MJMGator]

Sofla would..... might be the only one, but he would

He’s our resident queer eye for the straight guy.

 

[neteng]

I dunno...if our undefeated coach had bowl cut bangs like kirby dumb I would be making fun of him.

 

[soflagator]

Sofla would..... might be the only one, but he would

My apologies. It sounds like my description of Grantham’s apparel hit a little too close to home for you. I’m sure you look great.

 

[jdh5484]

He would look like Clooney, Spurrier, Meyer, or Saban if he were winning. But so far, he's a loser.

 

[Theologator]

…finds success after only reassigning his already mediocre collection of loyal assistants?

I don’t think that’s accurate. This offseason he:

Let the DB & DL coaches go and replaced them with

Changed out his SC coach & when his hire bolted promoted a guy but also hired an extremely experienced guy to work with him.

When his LB coach left he hired a guy who can coach and mentor his young DC

Promoted a promising young offensive assistant

We’ll see if any of the above works. If it does, great. If not, it’s (still) on him but at least he is trying.

 

[oxrageous]

I don’t think that’s accurate. This offseason he:

Let the DB & DL coaches go and replaced them with

Changed out his SC coach & when his hire bolted promoted a guy but also hired an extremely experienced guy to work with him.

When his LB coach left he hired a guy who can coach and mentor his young DC

Promoted a promising young offensive assistant

We’ll see if any of the above works. If it does, great. If not, it’s (still) on him but at least he is trying.

Yikes, you are really asking for it. INCOMING!

 

[MJMGator]

I don’t think that’s accurate. This offseason he:

Let the DB & DL coaches go and replaced them with

Changed out his SC coach & when his hire bolted promoted a guy but also hired an extremely experienced guy to work with him.

When his LB coach left he hired a guy who can coach and mentor his young DC

Promoted a promising young offensive assistant

We’ll see if any of the above works. If it does, great. If not, it’s (still) on him but at least he is trying.

Thanks Mrs. Napier.

 

[jdh5484]

Thanks Mrs. Napier.

Might be his other brother Billy

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I mean...he has to be really good at convincing players to come to UF, right? Our recruiting rankings and star avg has gone up slightly even though our record continues to drag along the bottom.

What recruiting ranking is up? We havent landed a class higher than 15th.

This clown cant even recruit as well as Butters and Dbag Dan and they didnt bother to try.

This is exactly why idgaf about losing our sucky recruiting coordinator. We could probably just hire someone from FAU and be no worse off.

 

[cover2]

I think the smell of Grantham alone ran off many potential recruits.

Was never close enough to know for sure, but I’d guess a hearty mixture of Old Spice and Fromunda Cheese. If looks alone could give off odors…

 

[soflagator]

I don’t think that’s accurate. This offseason he:

Let the DB & DL coaches go and replaced them with

Changed out his SC coach & when his hire bolted promoted a guy but also hired an extremely experienced guy to work with him.

When his LB coach left he hired a guy who can coach and mentor his young DC

Promoted a promising young offensive assistant

We’ll see if any of the above works. If it does, great. If not, it’s (still) on him but at least he is trying.

The problem I see is the departures are either leaving for what they feel is a better situation, or we “fired” them and they were immediately picked up by good programs. Then, we replaced them with question marks that no one was pursuing except us. I don’t know that we’ve upgraded a single position in terms of coaching and you could argue we’ve gone backwards in several. I can commend him for doing something about the current state, but guys like Sale and Couch still being employed make it feel like a superficial, please the mob approach while not actually addressing some of the greatest areas of concern. And lastly, the 3 recent departures don’t paint a very optimistic picture. As always, I’ll be there against um in week 1 and still would be happy if he miraculously pulled this out. But I don’t think the signs point to that.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

middle school, high school, low level college program. I mean as much of a douche canoe as Butters is. He was smart, got his money from us, then went to a low level college program where he would be one of the good coaches and could probably retire with limited expectations.

Butters has had two losing seasons and will be kicked out of his barn soon.

 

[cover2]

I think you’ve nailed it. Though I lean more toward Newports. That’s the brand the stripper at Cafe Risqué who he knocked up likes.

The Membership Committee is going to need some explanation on the odd specificity…

 

[Swamp Donkey]

The problem I see is the departures are either leaving for what they feel is a better situation, or we “fired” them and they were immediately picked up by good programs.

Exactly. "Fired" lolol.

They left his stupid loser ass.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

The Membership Committee is going to need some explanation on the odd specificity…

There is a Membership Committee?

 

[TheDouglas78]

Butters has had two losing seasons and will be kicked out of his barn soon.

it's central michigan

 

[Swamp Donkey]

it's central michigan

Even they have more pride than we do now.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Even they have more pride than we do now.

That's an urg level bar, only the truly worthless are below that.

 

[cover2]

There is a Membership Committee?

Yes. Just Urg, Sluggo, and JBoss. Mostly ceremonial…