We need a thread dedicated to idiots
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She's pretty thorough - I'm thinking she killed her husband in the car and it got a little messy and now she's trying to make the evidence go away.
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I notice you in the PF quite often. You're just mad you didn't start this awesome thread that will surely make the HOF.
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Now that's funny coach...
- Jul 29, 2014
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Same thing I was thinking....blood is a b!tch to get out..
She's pretty thorough - I'm thinking she killed her husband in the car and it got a little messy and now she's trying to make the evidence go away.
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Well maybe this one is the winner...a 2016 Darwin Award winner:
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2016-02.html
"(22 January 2016, Michigan) Referred to as a "distracted driver," Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving without pants -- without seatbelt -- and with a porno flick screening on his mobile device. Add a wide-open sunroof on a cold winter Sunday, and you have a recipe for disaster.
He should have kept his hands on the wheel instead of the stick. In the wee hours (at 3:40am) Clifford's Toyota went out of control on the onramp to I-75, rolled, and crashed, ejaculating our hero through the sunroof in a spectacular climax to his life. Come and gone, Clifford and his beloved wanky will be fondly remembered in our archives."
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2016-02.html
"(22 January 2016, Michigan) Referred to as a "distracted driver," Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving without pants -- without seatbelt -- and with a porno flick screening on his mobile device. Add a wide-open sunroof on a cold winter Sunday, and you have a recipe for disaster.
He should have kept his hands on the wheel instead of the stick. In the wee hours (at 3:40am) Clifford's Toyota went out of control on the onramp to I-75, rolled, and crashed, ejaculating our hero through the sunroof in a spectacular climax to his life. Come and gone, Clifford and his beloved wanky will be fondly remembered in our archives."
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