Recruiting 2020 Recruiting Thread: Gervon Dexter gets 5th Star on Rivals

[Swamp Donkey]

At the end of the day, did you win or lose? Did you beat UGA? Did you win in ATL? I really don’t care how we get there, only that we do.

you are confusing me.

I thought you said Mullins doesn't need to win because Butters or Russia or something.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I’ve got to meet Law in real life before he accidentally offs himself one of these days

He'll be sitting on the tracks at a RR crossing with a freight train coming. People all around will be convincing him that a train is coming. He'll cross his arms and stomp his feet and swear that the sound you hear is an airplane overhead. He'll say everyone is drunk or stoned for thinking some lame train is coming to smash into his avocado colored 1974 Ford Pinto. Then it'll be over and the RIP Law thread will be reality.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

1. He’s the 247 guy

2. There’s clearly an asterisk next to this years class that he points out as NOT BEING DONE.

Jesus h Christ man you truly are our fake news poster

no I guess it's not done but people are spiking football right now which makes zero damn sense.

I mean better than mushchump and butters by a wide margin should be the the gator standard right? even muschump only landed talent on one side of the ball.

 

[78]

you are confusing me.

I thought you said Mullins doesn't need to win because Butters or Russia or something.

What?

I think it was North Korea, actually.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

. He'll say everyone is drunk or stoned for thinking some lame train is coming to smash into his avocado colored 1974 Ford Pinto. .

I had a friend in high school that had a 74 pinto wagon in mustard yellow.
poor guy.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

He’s too stubborn to quit on life.

I wish I knew how to quit you

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I had a friend in high school that had a 74 pinto wagon in mustard yellow.
poor guy.

Bullsh*t. You didn't have friends.

 

[maheo30]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Bullsh*t. You didn't have friends.

okay, an acquaintance.

it was so sweet. for some reason they had some limited edition versions that had porthole windows in the back.

 

[78]

I had a white ‘73 Pinto when I enrolled at UF. Chicks really dug it.

 

[Slevin]

I had a friend in high school that had a 74 pinto wagon in mustard yellow.
poor guy.

Honestly I’d drive that

 

[78]

okay, an acquaintance.

it was so sweet. for some reason they had some limited edition versions that had porthole windows in the back.

Port hole.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Honestly I’d drive that

I don't think any of those things survived.

they were deathtraps. the gas tanks were just behind the rear bumper.

it would no doubt be as sweet hipster vehicle. I really do love some of the things I'm seeing back on the road and the hipsters are part of it. old school hot rodders would never touch a vehicle like that.

 

[NavetG8r]

This thread is in shambles.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Port hole.

kids today probably don't realize how cool Vans were back then. sports cars were cool to but only rednecks drove trucks and SUVs.

I guess it wasn't meant to be viewed as a small custom van that got 30mpg? (doubt in my voice). 70s baby.

 

[78]

kids today probably don't realize how cool Vans were back then. sports cars were cool to but only rednecks drove trucks and SUVs.

I guess it wasn't meant to be viewed as a small custom van that got 30mpg? (doubt in my voice). 70s baby.

One of the reasons we never had a student housing issue back then. Kids lived in their van and used the bathroom at Krystal.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

I just watched the offensive supercut of the UVA game. Out of 39 pass attempts, 13 were at or behind the line of scrimmage. And I was even generous with that number. There were 3 or 4 traditional middle screens that wouldn't be considered "sideways" passes, one of those quick shovel pitches on the jet sweep action that DEFINITELY isn't sideways, and one time when the called play was a quick WR screen that was thrown away by Trask because the defense sniffed it out.

So we're talking less than 10 of 39 pass attempts were "sideways," and a few of those went for double digit gains, including the one to Jefferson that went for about 50 late in the game. Perine's 2nd rushing touchdown was also set up by a pump fake on a "sideways" throw. As much as I'd love to keep burying you by watching the rest of the games, I think this will suffice for now. Just put it on your tab of being wrong.

Shhhh!!! His mind is made up; don't confuse him with facts.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

kids today probably don't realize how cool Vans were back then. sports cars were cool to but only rednecks drove trucks and SUVs.

I guess it wasn't meant to be viewed as a small custom van that got 30mpg? (doubt in my voice). 70s baby.

The 70's were awful in sooooo many ways.

 

[SGG]

Bullsh*t. You didn't have friends.

Technically, he said “had”

 

[Marine1]

We all have opinions. And I have mine.

We have pumpers.

We have dumpers.

We also have a small cadre of posters who I really believe get no enjoyment out of Gator sports. None. Zilch. Nada. They despise all of our coaches and many of our players. They couch their disdain for all things Gator by attempting to disguise everything they say as “critical analysis”. They are the only ones who refuse to accept “mediocrity” and are the “realists” on the board. Everything is over analyzed until they find their sweet spot of perceived failure.

It’s a very small group but very real. To that group I am a simpleton simply because I get enjoyment out of Gator sports. I am “ok” and “accepting” of failure in their eyes. I must care little about accountability.

No I just enjoy Gator sports. I’m smart enough to see real progress and despite not knowing the difference between a Sam and a Star or an X and a Y......I can see we are on track. And I enjoy that.