Warning: Political Takes COVID-19 woes: LSU/MSU games postponed

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That is a logical thing to say. Because of it I totally reject it because it is obvious it won't happen that way. Ever seen a prevent Offense? Grantham is going to take advantage of improving his 3rd down mess while we have the ball.

Grantham spends Friday nights and well into Saturday mornings at Cafe Risque, up to his bulging eyeballs in trash strippers and Kools. He's barely even coherent most gamedays, which is why we look so lost. I have no doubt he'll be useless and have zero impact on Trask.
 

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Grantham spends Friday nights and well into Saturday mornings at Cafe Risque, up to his bulging eyeballs in trash strippers and Kools. He's barely even coherent most gamedays, which is why we look so lost. I have no doubt he'll be useless and have zero impact on Trask.

With the paycheck he is getting he needs to drive the extra hour to Tampa or Orlando for those clubs...
 

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Grantham spends Friday nights and well into Saturday mornings at Cafe Risque, up to his bulging eyeballs in trash strippers and Kools. He's barely even coherent most gamedays, which is why we look so lost. I have no doubt he'll be useless and have zero impact on Trask.

I think you are grossly underestimating his abilities to screw up a third down
 

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They may have to move or cancel next week's game too depending on who is sick or in quarantine.
 

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With the paycheck he is getting he needs to drive the extra hour to Tampa or Orlando for those clubs...

What part about Todd Grantham leads you to believe he's a Rachel's/Mons type? If there isn't at least one on stage less than 3 weeks after giving birth, and he can't get cologne from a quarter machine in the bathroom, he's not interested.
 

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What part about Todd Grantham leads you to believe he's a Rachel's/Mons type? If there isn't at least one on stage less than 3 weeks after giving birth, and he can't get cologne from a quarter machine in the bathroom, he's not interested.

I don't know if I should be more disturbed about that description, or that you are a regular at the Cafe?
 

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SEC should've tried some schedule maneuvering in order to avoid using that Dec 12 date.
Now two weeks without Gator football :(
 

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Stricklin just said we have 18 scholarship players & 3 walk-ons tested positive. With injuries, we have less than 50 scholarship players available. Sounds like the Muschamp years.
 

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Stricklin just said we have 18 scholarship players & 3 walk-ons tested positive. With injuries, we have less than 50 scholarship players available. Sounds like the Muschamp years.

I believe someone mentioned that the SEC said if you have less than a number of scholarship players this year, the game is postponed... we might have hit that number.
 

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At this point, the SEC should bring all teams to Disney and just create a bubb
I believe someone mentioned that the SEC said if you have less than a number of scholarship players this year, the game is postponed... we might have hit that number.
3 short yes
 

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I wonder how many cases the LSU team has this week? Maybe herd immunity is not the worst idea :scratchhead:
 

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