Tuesday Favorites....Funny Town Names

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What's a funny town name in the state you live?

In KY we have Big Bone which is the home of Big Bone Lick State Park.
We also have Monkey Eyebrow.
 

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Picnic, FL - near Tampa
Spuds, FL - East Coast near Daytona or St Augustine
Niceville, FL - Panhandle
Mayo, FL - Kerwin Bell fame
Elfers, FL - North of Tampa

I think there is a Tobacco Patch, FL around Gainesville

In 1792, the Douglas clan settled in Lulu, FL
 

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for your enjoyment, here are 27 weird and funny town names in Florida:
  1. Bagdad (northeast of Pensacola)
  2. Bohemia (northeast of Pensacola)
  3. Christmas (east of Orlando)
  4. Couch (near Cocoa)
  5. Doctor's Inlet (southwest of Jacksonville)
  6. Dogtown (northwest of Tallahassee)
  7. Elfers (south of New Port Richey)
  8. Eucheeanna (southeast of DeFuniak Springs)
  9. Festus (northeast of Tallahassee)
  10. Fluffy Landing (northeast of Santa Rosa Beach)
  11. Howey-in-the-Hills (northtwest of Orlando)
  12. Lone Cabbage (west of Cocoa)
  13. Lorida (southeast of Sebring)
  14. Lulu (south of Lake City)
  15. Mayo (east of Perry)
  16. Needmore (south of Spring Hill)
  17. New York (north of Pensacola)
  18. Niceville (northeast of Fort Walton Beach)
  19. Okahumpka (south of Leesburg)
  20. Picnic (southwest of Tampa)
  21. Possum Bluff (northwest of Merritt Island)
  22. Roach Branch (south of Bonifay)
  23. Spuds (southwest of St. Augustine)
  24. Tobacco Patch Landing (southeast of Gainesville)
  25. Wacahoota (southwest of Gainesville)
  26. Two Egg (north of Tallahassee)
  27. Weeki Wachee (west of Brooksville)
  28. Yeehaw Junction (west of Vero Beach)
In 1792, the Douglas clan settled in Lulu, FL
#14!
 

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Between, GA
I listened to a couple of mouth breathers go through a Laurel and Hardy routine trying to tell someone where they lived. “In Between!!!”
 

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That’s where we live :proud:

Just up the road in So GA, there’s a little triangle of towns with interesting names. In order romantically they are:
  1. Hopeful
  2. Climax
  3. Recovery

Don't forget the Cairo (kay-ro) folks

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Two neighboring towns between Tallahassee and Perry... Eridu (ear-i-doo) and Iddo (eye-doo)
 

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These are town names in Alabama
  1. Bacon Level.
  2. Blue Eye.
  3. Burnout.
  4. Burnt Corn.
  5. Coffee Pot.
  6. Dogtown.
  7. Frog Eye.
  8. Lick Skillet
  9. Normal
  10. Scratch Ankle
  11. Screamer
  12. Shinbone Valley
  13. Slapout
  14. Slick Lizard
  15. Smut Eye
  16. Sunflower
  17. Sunny South
  18. Zip City
  19. Intercourse
 

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These are town names in Alabama
  1. Bacon Level.
  2. Blue Eye.
  3. Burnout.
  4. Burnt Corn.
  5. Coffee Pot.
  6. Dogtown.
  7. Frog Eye.
  8. Lick Skillet
  9. Normal
  10. Scratch Ankle
  11. Screamer
  12. Shinbone Valley
  13. Slapout
  14. Slick Lizard
  15. Smut Eye
  16. Sunflower
  17. Sunny South
  18. Zip City
  19. Intercourse
You left out the funniest of them all...Tuscaloosa!
 

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You left out the funniest of them all...Tuscaloosa!
Mmmm, maybe. But did you know the origin of the name "Tuscaloosa?"

"In honor of the legendary "Black Warrior," a great chief who had had a fateful encounter with explorer Hernando DeSoto centuries before somewhere in Southwest Alabama, the settlers named the place Tuscaloosa (from the Choctaw words "tushka" meaning warrior and "lusa" meaning black)."
 

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Mmmm, maybe. But did you know the origin of the name "Tuscaloosa?"

"In honor of the legendary "Black Warrior," a great chief who had had a fateful encounter with explorer Hernando DeSoto centuries before somewhere in Southwest Alabama, the settlers named the place Tuscaloosa (from the Choctaw words "tushka" meaning warrior and "lusa" meaning black)."
I always thought it meant inbred?
 

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Picnic, FL - near Tampa
Spuds, FL - East Coast near Daytona or St Augustine
Niceville, FL - Panhandle
Mayo, FL - Kerwin Bell fame
Elfers, FL - North of Tampa

I think there is a Tobacco Patch, FL around Gainesville

In 1792, the Douglas clan settled in Lulu, FL
My in-laws live near Elfers and I always accuse them of being Elferians.
 

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I live in Arkansas, so there are some pretty strange/funny names. I'll only list the ones that I've driven through in descending order of what I think is the funniest.

Bald Knob
Goobertown
Weiner
 

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