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No. Why would I? The name explicitly conveys the notion of pain.
When diving I've rubbed up against it a time or two. Painful like jellyfish stings and causes huge welts. That will teach you to stay off the bottom!
No. Why would I? The name explicitly conveys the notion of pain.
I've never had it happen but heard it was painful.
Just for comparative purposes, the first year of the Biden presidency has felt like 365 consecutive days of getting elbowed in the man berries.I hope so too. I would not wish it on anyone. I've only had one and the duration, while seeming like an eternity to me, was not nearly as bad as some others I've heard of.
I’ve never had a broken bone, but have tended to several during my coaching days and some were very painful.
While I have experienced every single one of those, I can't really say which is more painful every day because I don't do them every day... There isn't an option for that on the poll either so...So many painful ways to hurt yourself but for the sake of deep and thoughtful discussion, which one of these is the most painful everyday accidental injury?
A) Jellyfish sting
B) Bee/Horsefly/Wasp sting
C) hitting your pinky toe on furniture
D) stepping on legos
E) bite your tongue/cheek/lip
F) Charlie horse/cramp
G) hit your funny bone
H) paper cuts
I) bruised ego
Edit: J) toddler hitting you in the nuts
A few months before my mother passed away she had a kidney stone. She was 77 y/o at the time and after having had 4 boys she said that she would rather have another baby at 77 y/o than have a kidney stone.Have you ever given birth?
To be fair I've heard kidney stones are the same or worse.
When diving I've rubbed up against it a time or two. Painful like jellyfish stings and causes huge welts. That will teach you to stay off the bottom!
Have you ever given birth?
To be fair I've heard kidney stones are the same or worse.
While I have experienced every single one of those, I can't really say which is more painful every day because I don't do them every day... There isn't an option for that on the poll either so...
A) Jellyfish sting - Yeah, those can light your ass up. But usually not for a long time
B) Bee/Horsefly/Wasp sting - These dont bother me too bad. They piss me off more than anything.
C) hitting your pinky toe on furniture - stubbing any toe hurts. Luckily I have never had a serious toe injury.
D) stepping on legos - freaking hurts. But super quick.
E) bite your tongue/cheek/lip - This has to be the worst. Mainly because it swells a little, which just means you will do it repeatedly for the next several days.
F) Charlie horse/cramp - Awful. The worst is my calf and it causes your foot/toes to separate into 5 different directions. And it usually only happens at 3 am. If you get these chronically, a daily supplement of magnesium will resolve the issue.
G) hit your funny bone - The one in my left elbow is connected directly to my brain. If that gets hit, I basically fall to my knees.
H) paper cuts - It's amazing that can slice you like butter.
I) bruised ego - pfft
I would add a knuckle injury. Like working in a tight space on a bolt that wont budge. It either releases suddenly or the wrench comes off.... and you lose the skin on your knuckles. It's taken me many decades to learn to always wear gloves.
I’ve burned my feet and it’s effing miserable.How about severe sunburn on the tops of your feet…when you’ve got to wear socks and shoes the next day?
On one trip to Mex Beach, we had a buddy that was afraid to get burned so he wore jeans and a shirt on the beach for an all day beer drinking. Forgot about his feet, however, and they got scalded. On the convoy back home that evening, you could see his bright red swollen feet hanging out of the passenger’s window. He could hardly walk for about a week, much less work. Blamed it on Busch beer; gave Busch another chance the following weekend.
I’ve burned my feet and it’s effing miserable.
“Right here…” (points at chest)
“Mary Ellen Moffatt, she broke my heart”
—Hopper comparing scars with Quint in the original Jaws.
Alex.
similar- I fell asleep at Alligator Point with my arms raised, hands behind my head.
serious armpit burns.
by the way, that place was horseshoe crab hell
When you’ve been catheterized, ain’t shti to that ;)Surprised nobody has mentioned getting soap in your dick hole.