Miami Hurricanes are in shambles: Crushed by Pitt to end season at 5-7

[neteng]

Obviously, there entire staff is coming from the 49ers, Bengals, Rams and Chiefs.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I miss Swonkey.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Remember when people got mad because we didn't go after Mario? LOL...he can't even assemble a staff. Going into NSD and Mario has yet to hire an OC or DC. Everyone has turned him down thus far. Briles used scUM to get a raise at Arkansas. Candle decided to remain at Toledo instead of go to miami. He's only hired 4 coaches thus far and 3 of them came from Oregon.

Yep. Plenty of Cristobal on this board last year and before, as a talented HC, not just a recruiter. They just won’t admit it but their previous posts don’t lie.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Not really, to be honest. Who wanted him??

Bullshiiat. Plenty of posters here were fans of Mario, not only as a recruiter but for his supposed prowess as a HC. They’re just too chicken shiiat to man up, own it & acknowledge they were wrong.

 

[URGatorBait]

I miss Swonkey.

Do you though?

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Bullshiiat. Plenty of posters here were fans of Mario, not only as a recruiter but for his supposed prowess as a HC. They’re just too chicken shiiat to man up, own it & acknowledge they were wrong.

People may have said positive things about him but I don't remember anybody saying they wanted him for HC at UF. Who said that?

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

People may have said positive things about him but I don't remember anybody saying they wanted him for HC at UF. Who said that?

During the previous coaching search he was almost everyone's first or second choice...

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

People may have said positive things about him but I don't remember anybody saying they wanted him for HC at UF. Who said that?

Just go back to the coaching thread search & you’ll see all the listing him as one of their top choices for UF head coach.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Just go back to the coaching thread search & you’ll see all the listing him as one of their top choices for UF head coach.

Name names.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

During the previous coaching search he was almost everyone's first or second choice...

When you say, "almost everyone," like who, for example?

Name names.

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

When you say, "almost everyone," like who, for example?

I'm not going to go back and hunt up a four year old thread just to quote you name. If you don't believe
it, so be it. I'm not the only one who knows it and don't particularly care if you accept it or not. And I'm not getting into one of your pissin' contests...

 

[soflagator]

I was lukewarm on MC and wouldn’t have been devastated if he’d been hired. No problem saying that. My concerns, however, were his inexplicable losses at times in recent years, his overall record and the fact that he’s a cane and would be a near constant flight risk. That too is on record.

I’ll also say as bad as I want him to fail, and as much as I’m not entirely sold on him as a head coach, I’m not sure having some initial trouble hiring coordinators automatically guarantees he’ll end up being terrible at um.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Bullshiiat. Plenty of posters here were fans of Mario, not only as a recruiter but for his supposed prowess as a HC. They’re just too chicken shiiat to man up, own it & acknowledge they were wrong.

What the fuchs are you babbling about? Did Brady AND Mario bang your old lady? Nobody who had MC on their short list is hiding it, including me. Nobody even gives a crap. Get back on your meds grampa.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

What the fuchs are you babbling about? Did Brady AND Mario bang your old lady? Nobody who had MC on their short list is hiding it, including me. Nobody even gives a crap. Get back on your meds grampa.

You're the dipshyt who pretended that you weren't enamored with MC's coaching abilities but instead liked him because his recruiting was on par with Saban & Kirby Smart (which it's not). Yet you're the same MC fanboy that was liking every other MC fanboys' posts listing MC as their top or one of their top picks to replace Mullen, so stop talking out of both sides of your mouth, you retarded bastard.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Name names.

Name #1 for you is Durty the retard. Special needs fcvker still insisted Cristobal's recruting was on par with Saban & Smart even after I gave him the rankings which showed Crisotbal sitting neck and neck with Mullen over a 3 or 4 year time frame, with rankings published prior to March 2021.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Noone has said he'd kill it here. The reason for his name being floated is bc his recruiting is on par with saban and Kirby. If he doesn't work out win wise, the next guy is set up like a king. There's no smoke show hire this year, so a roll of the dice needs to be on a stud crooter.

Now pull your head from your backside and take a breath.

Here's the rankings from Cristobal's classes by year when he was head coach at Oregon. His average class rank over that time is 9.5, nowhere near Smart & Saban's level of #1 and #2 respectively. But yeah, keep telling yourself that the 9 1/2 ranked class on average is on par with battling it out for #1 & #2. That's some Corky-type math you're using. Oh, and he reeled in these "illustrious" recruiting classes with arguably the best facilities in the country...but you're right, he's a stud crooter.

2018 Recruit Football Team Rankings
2019 Recruit Football Team Rankings
2020 Recruit Football Team Rankings
2021 Recruit Football Team Rankings

As far as the perception of how Cristoballs would do here, 3 posts in on the linked thread below and you're liking posts where people are listing him as a top choice to replace Mullen. I really like post #82, where the poster laid out that Cristobal sux-which you felt warranted a drunk rating. You're the consumate Cristosuxballs in the thread below. You're telling me you wanted him here only because you think he can recruit and you weren't convinced he's a good head coach? You wanted to bring in somebody who has shown he's not be worth a shyt as a HC just to keep him around 3 or 4 years to recruit talent for the next HC coming in sometime around 2026 so we can suck balls until the early 2030's??? That's got to be the most retarded strategy I've heard! The reality is you actually thought he was not only an elite recruiter but a great coach and you're wrong on both counts. He's consistently shown he's neither.

Who should Mullen's replacement be?

Take your own advice that you dish out to others...it's a message board-own up to being wrong, take your L and move the fcvk on.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

People may have said positive things about him but I don't remember anybody saying they wanted him for HC at UF. Who said that?

Here's the entire thread. 3rd post in, 3rd name from the top, Cristobal is mentioned...and it goes on from there. You can then look and see who liked the posts where Cristobal was listed...presumably those liking Cristobal as a candidate thought he was a very good head coach. And you can see the people who disliked or drunk voted a post that said Cristoballs sux balls, which also presumably means said voter liked him as a head coach. I mean, that's logical, isn't it? ;)

Who should Mullen's replacement be?

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

I was lukewarm on MC and wouldn’t have been devastated if he’d been hired. No problem saying that. My concerns, however, were his inexplicable losses at times in recent years, his overall record and the fact that he’s a cane and would be a near constant flight risk. That too is on record.

I’ll also say as bad as I want him to fail, and as much as I’m not entirely sold on him as a head coach, I’m not sure having some initial trouble hiring coordinators automatically guarantees he’ll end up being terrible at um.

The guy is 62-60 career as a head coach. Even if you back out his FIU stint and look at just his Oregon record (disregard the one game he was interim HC after Willie left), he averaged less than 9 wins a season with the Ducks, who were playing in a down PAC-10 during his tenure. Add in the fact that he had all the financial resources and the best facilities that Phil Knight money could buy at his disposal and it doesn't cast him in a great light.

The bottom line is history says he is mediocre and I really don't see what will change this mediocrity moving to Miami, a program with far less resources in the money and facilities department and a program that has been in the crapper for a long time.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

You're the dipshyt who pretended that you weren't enamored with MC's coaching abilities but instead liked him because his recruiting was on par with Saban & Kirby Smart (which it's not). Yet you're the same MC fanboy that was liking every other MC fanboys' posts listing MC as their top or one of their top picks to replace Mullen, so stop talking out of both sides of your mouth, you retarded bastard.

Had no idea MC or anyone interested in him would trigger you so much, but considering you're one of the folks on the board we all tolerate due to your mental deficiencies, all I can tell you is, I'm sorry old fella.

Also, it's obvious I banged your mom, wife and daughter, probably her best friend too. Unfortunately I couldn't tell you who they were. Refresh my memory if it's not too much trouble.

 

[oxrageous]

I'm a @GatorInGeorgia nutswinger, but he seems a little high strung on this one. Take it easy, old hoss. You should try some VR mini-golf, it's quite relaxing.