Muschamp accepts USCe HC job, called "pure liar"

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Hurling. Barfing. Cholera.

He's Bad, Columbia

 

[rogdochar]

Hearty welcome, Bama&GatorFan. Wow!... never seen a joined Saturday before.

Was it a Fraudian-slip, but Chimp say's "You need to be a CEO.I've never been a CEO."
Odd since first impression is paramount, why wasn't he a CEO at UF ? Probly 'cause he
can only be an ankle biting SOB-dawg. Feel sorry for those USCe players that want units
on both sides of the ball to support each other.

Chimp sounded so good up there ... wait 'til they see-hear his sideline echoes.
Whoppee-no-cushion, his in-state rival is Dabo-Clemson.
Byron Cowart now has "who-knows" to develop his career for the NFL ? What a great
UF-place and UF coach-staff on an uprising CFB program he poo-pooed (all over himself).

 

[WillGetIn]

Quote from Muschamp in ESPN article...

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The coach said he is better prepared for another opportunity in the competitive league.

"It's kind of like marriage," Muschamp said. "That first year, there's a little adjustment. By that fifth year, you're doing a little better."
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Therein lies his dilemma. He only expects to be doing a little better by that fifth year, which explains a lot. By year four 4-8 to 7-5 by year five.

Whereas McElwain expects to win them all, in year one.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Hearty welcome, Bama&GatorFan. Wow!... never seen a joined Saturday before.

It's that old Trailerbammer Jb78. He thinks he is also a Gator fan now bc he likes Mac.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

More comedic gold from CockyTalk:

"The real question is can he build off his first four years at UF and start winning his 5th, 6th and 7th year as a HC. Both men did a very good job those years. The programs needed built up and cleaned up. They did that.

I expect CWM to get us where we want to be very soon. I can't predict w's and l's, but I expect us to compete for the east within a year or two. I honestly believe if we find a QB next year, we can a lot of success."


"Great post. I really feel like Florida would be in even better shape if they would have kept Muschamp. I feel like we might have won the lottery with this hire."


"It seems more people may be starting to believe what I do: that UF fired Muschamp prematurely and they would have had, at least, the same success this year if he and his staff had been retained. Honestly, it's possible they could have been even better since the offensive players would have been in Roper's system for a year."

"I wouldn't put winning the east out the picture."

 

[rogdochar]

It's that old Trailerbammer Jb78. He thinks he is also a Gator fan now bc he likes Mac.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll watch him and myself from here on.

 

[rogdochar]

Quote from Muschamp in ESPN article...

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The coach said he is better prepared for another opportunity in the competitive league.

"It's kind of like marriage," Muschamp said. "That first year, there's a little adjustment. By that fifth year, you're doing a little better."
***************************************************************************************************

Therein lies his dilemma. He only expects to be doing a little better by that fifth year, which explains a lot. By year four 4-8 to 7-5 by year five.

Whereas McElwain expects to win them all, in year one.

Then he may only beat Butch Jones.?

 

[t-gator]

Apparently muschamp is trying to steal rumph from us. According to247.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Apparently muschamp is trying to steal rumph from us. According to247.

You know good and well Dunce has already called all of our recruits and will try to poach our coaches as well. How long before he pulls a Leyer and cries NCAA violation? Jackass.

 

[WobbleGator]

Hopefully after a few years at usce, WM will become the new head coach at ugay.

 

[gatormandan]

Seriously, who in their right mind would want to work under him?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Seriously, who in their right mind would want to work under him?

No one, you would think, but historically we havent paid our assistants the "going rate".

 

[gatormandan]

I dont think its gonna happen but I wish we could keep the same staff together for at least 3 years. Unless one position is just not progressing, I say keeping them together without disruption is the way to go....too bad its easier said than done.

 

[NavetG8r]

I dont think its gonna happen but I wish we could keep the same staff together for at least 3 years. Unless one position is just not progressing, I say keeping them together without disruption is the way to go....too bad its easier said than done.

We NEED a new special teams coach. Badly.

 

[GatorJ]

Oh no!!



Alabama assistant strength coach Jeff Dillman will be hired at South Carolina's new strength coach per @TheBigSpur247

 

[Gator98MD]

Scar just isn't that good a job. Will be hard to win there. They only had that run cause they had a few blue chippers. Will champ be able to recruit there. I just don't see it

 

[t-gator]

Oh no!!



Alabama assistant strength coach Jeff Dillman will be hired at South Carolina's new strength coach per @TheBigSpur247

Wow. These kids need to go ahead and get their acl repair consultations scheduled ahead of time.

 

[gatormandan]

So we know there will be 2 nutjobs on the sidelines...

 

[oxrageous]

Oh no!!



Alabama assistant strength coach Jeff Dillman will be hired at South Carolina's new strength coach per @TheBigSpur247

Just total embarrassment.

This is like that 0-16 Detroit Lions team assembling that same staff again for another franchise.

 

[Swamp Queen]