I wish I had LSUFreak's ability. He could do a great little spot with a "Gladiator" theme. Chuck would, of course, be Maximus and Skip Commodus. The final "one-on-one" would be the focus, only with Chuck's girth, Skip might have to stab him with a Claymore instead of a dagger to inflict a lethal wound. After Chuck dispatches Skip and collapses, Commodus' sister, portrayed by Beyoncé, would rush to his dying side, followed by her son, Stephen A. Just wish there was a way to incorporate Merrill Hoge into the festivities.