Sources: UF & Chip Kelly working on contract details

[Egor's Assistant]

Anything true or factual on this board is unlikely and, if so, is purely coincidental.

This is one of the wisest, most important statements ever made on this board.

 

[NavetG8r]

Anything true or factual on this board is unlikely and, if so, is purely coincidental.

But we'll still take credit.

 

[OcalaGator83]

Dooley trolls this message board for his inside info.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Are we going to give Kelly the Petrino honey-pot test? We send an 18-year-old super hottie in Gator gear to 'recruit' the coach to Florida. If he takes the bait, he can't be trusted in the candy store. We want someone singularly focused on winning again. Not chasing side-boos to ride on his mid-life crisis motorcycle.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

We send an 18-year-old super hottie in Gator gear to 'recruit' the coach to Florida. If he takes the bait, he can't be trusted in the candy store.

dafuq?

You recruiting a Catholic priest or a football coach.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

dafuq?

You recruiting a Catholic priest or a football coach.

It's a cautionary tale curtesy of Bobby Petrino, former SEC badass.

 

[ufgator812]

It's a cautionary tale curtesy of Bobby Petrino, former SEC badass.

I don’t care if he humps his secretary while jamming his thumb up a goats ass. Just win baby.

 

[g8tr72]

Vilma is wearing an Lacoste alligator polo on CFB Live.

It's a sign. :)

 

[Slug]

Dooley trolls this message board for his inside info.

Probably gets his IPod playlist off here to.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I don’t care if he humps his secretary while jamming his thumb up a goats ass. Just win baby.

We're so desperate, as soon as Gator Nation gets another winner in Gainesville, he can skull-**ck alligators for all we care.

 

[YLGator]

I'd have taken Petrino in a heartbeat over the last two numbnutts we ended up with. College football is far from a wholesome business if you want to compete for championships. This non-sense about insisting on a Boy Scout is ridiculous.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I'd have taken Petrino in a heartbeat over the last two numbnutts we ended up with. College football is far from a wholesome business if you want to compete for championships. This non-sense about insisting on a Boy Scout is ridiculous.

Couldn't agree more. Petrino would have done great at Florida. He would have scored a ton. Probably would have won a bunch of games as well.

 

[YLGator]

Sounds like a win/win to me

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I'd have taken Petrino in a heartbeat over the last two numbnutts we ended up with. College football is far from a wholesome business if you want to compete for championships. This non-sense about insisting on a Boy Scout is ridiculous.

Yeah but there's the problem. When has Petrino competed for a championship?

 

[Slevin]

He hasn't. And his defenses are always hot garbage.

 

[alcoholica]

Vilma is wearing an Lacoste alligator polo on CFB Live.

It's a sign. :)

good catch

 

[malo]

Stricklin seems to be refuting that Foley is the issue directly.

The power of Twitter! I'm not a fan of Twitter , but at least helped put the bug is in his

 

[jdh5484]

 

[YLGator]

I'm not suggesting Petrimo should be in play now, was just saying he would have been a better option than Chump back in 11. At least he had a modicom of success as a head coach at the time, but we probably didn't even consider him due to his baggage. So instead we ended up with a completely unqualified coach. Can't make the same mistake this time.

 

[SaltGator]

Tight work, very nice.