- Jun 10, 2014
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IKE -VS- TYLER
In a stunning upset, Tyler defeated Carter in what can only be described as “The Shyt”. Eisenhower, who was in the audience that night and witnessed Carter’s demise, prepared appropriately.
As we remember, Tyler was a weasel lawyer who never did an athletic thing in his life, and suffered from chronic diarrhea. A real catch, ladies.
Ike was a tough kid, and a star football player at West Point. His claim to fame was tackling Jim Thorpe in a game (rumor has it he basically pancaked him...but I digress). One thing that wasn’t as well known is that Ike loved another sport then, one that would guide him until nearly his dying days...and that is golf.
Ike wore his golf spikes into the ring, and when Tyler’s bowels again let loose, Ike’s spikes kept his feet firmly planted, where he rained down blow after blow and Tyler quickly tapped out in defeat.
IKE WINS!
In a stunning upset, Tyler defeated Carter in what can only be described as “The Shyt”. Eisenhower, who was in the audience that night and witnessed Carter’s demise, prepared appropriately.
As we remember, Tyler was a weasel lawyer who never did an athletic thing in his life, and suffered from chronic diarrhea. A real catch, ladies.
Ike was a tough kid, and a star football player at West Point. His claim to fame was tackling Jim Thorpe in a game (rumor has it he basically pancaked him...but I digress). One thing that wasn’t as well known is that Ike loved another sport then, one that would guide him until nearly his dying days...and that is golf.
Ike wore his golf spikes into the ring, and when Tyler’s bowels again let loose, Ike’s spikes kept his feet firmly planted, where he rained down blow after blow and Tyler quickly tapped out in defeat.
IKE WINS!