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I'd be honored, but I'm afraid my first ax job would be on Law (@Swamp Donkey) for some Title IX violations. I think I've still got enough P&V to coach ball, but I'd need @Itraz for S&C and Law to replace Huntley Johnson as team legal counsel. Also, you wouldn't have to worry about me working some deal with Belk's since I prefer khakis and boat shoes (with no socks) a la Joe Lee Dunn. I'm also not politically correct in the heat of battle. For instance, if Robbie or Pat were to ask if I was impressed with the heart offensive lineman X displayed during the game, my reply would be "Heart hell, I want somebody bringing some ass!" Probably best of all, I know Kirby's weak spot.Football: @Swamp Donkey and basketball: @LeeForThree. @ltraz as assistant football HC/S&C, @BMF for recruiting coordinator. @cover2 for AD.
He will replace the Begley chick as recruiting cupcake coordinator, or whatever they call her.I missed a critical person but don’t know where to put him... how do we employ Marianna?
Is she our “hype man”? Like, does she spread rumors to make everything seem like it’s about to be YUGE only to walk it back later?He will replace the Begley chick as recruiting cupcake coordinator, or whatever they call her.
We are going to have the YUGE-est most incredible recruiting event EVER!!!!Is she our “hype man”? Like, does she spread rumors to make everything seem like it’s about to be YUGE only to walk it back later?
Just wait for July. Going to land all the 5 stars!We are going to have the YUGE-est most incredible recruiting event EVER!!!!
A barbeque!!!!
We even have this pile of leftover shytty barbeque sauce we desperately need to get rid of.
Poor Slevin. He was ringing that bell like it was his job.Just wait for July. Going to land all the 5 stars!
Probably meant July 2019. You haters have no idea what’s coming!Poor Slevin. He was ringing that bell like it was his job.
I missed a critical person but don’t know where to put him... how do we employ Marianna?