***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Miami***

[Gator By Marriage]

Its a great feeling. Would rather wake up in Coral Gables than in Gainesville.

The stadium jokes are played out btw. No one cares about that except opposing fan-bases.The program and players can't be that bad if we continue to be top 5 in active players in the NFL.

Played out for you maybe. For the rest of us, the stadium jokes never get old.

 

[SeabeeGator]

He has been in a nonsensical blind panic all along.

He heard that we are playing the 01 coCanes, apparently.

I’m beginning to think @Gator Fever is a closet Cane.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Yes. Couple blocks. Return game wasn’t special either. Of all the Mullen friendship hires, Knox is my least favorite.

 

[BruceWayne]

ESPN did NCAA EA Sports style ratings for returning players. scUM TE Brevin Jordan is a 98/100 and their top returning TE. Who's going to stick him? Amari Burney and Trey Dean?

 

[SeabeeGator]

I can't imagine waking up in the morning and realizing I was a Canes fan, a team that doesn't even have their own stadium. If that isn't a reason to eat the gun, I can't imagine what is. Horrible school, horrible program, horrible players.

I’d imagine it’s kind of like when you wake up as an Auburn or Ohio State fan but way douchier.

 

[Sec14Gator]

I am getting worried

“Getting worried”? Dude, for months you’ve been worried at the level of a horror movie bimbo cowering in the tent and tripping all over the woods after any story regarding this game. We get it. You are worried. Or, you have a secret threesome love affair with Manny and Enos (or at least Enos’s tight end - though I’m not sure how we account for that).

 

[BruceWayne]

Its a great feeling. Would rather wake up in Coral Gables than in Gainesville.

The stadium jokes are played out btw. No one cares about that except opposing fan-bases.The program and players can't be that bad if we continue to be top 5 in active players in the NFL.

What a ****ing joke! **** south Florida and **** Miami! I live in Gainesville and it's by far a better place to live. Have fun on this board before Saturday. Because after the game starts I'm sure we'll never see you again. Your weak ass team is about to get b*tch slapped at home.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Who's going to stick him? Amari Burney and Trey Dean?

Mostly Burney, but either will have zero issues with him.

Looking good against Uva and Duke means zero.

I always knew you were a troll.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Played out for you maybe. For the rest of us, the stadium jokes never get old.

He is tired of hearing that his program is living in a van down by the river? Tough shyt.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I’m beginning to think @Gator Fever is a closet Cane.

Id like to think he just doesnt want to worry about the fellow patrons at the methadone clinic in south Florida chiding him if we somehow lost to this Div 2 equivalent team.

 

[maheo30]

Miami has talent. In the 2020 draft, their 2 ends have high round grades. 2 of their LBs will be drafted as well. If there is a weakness, it’d be their DTs. Our o-line will be tested.

 

[soflagator]

Its a great feeling. Would rather wake up in Coral Gables than in Gainesville.

The stadium jokes are played out btw. No one cares about that except opposing fan-bases.The program and players can't be that bad if we continue to be top 5 in active players in the NFL.

But that's just it. You don't live in some nice area in Coral Gables. Nor do you have a beachfront condo on Key Biscayne or a golf course home in Weston. That majority of your base lives in the middle-to-lower end of the Miami metro area. You aren't dining on South Beach or enjoying the amenities that the city has to offer. I've lived in Gville, NYC and from SoFla up to Jupiter. And like any metropolis, in order to truly enjoy the life, you have to be able to afford it. The rest of you--a category in which 90% of canes fans fall, especially the diehards--are just regular shleps who spend hours a day sitting in gridlock in you average car headed to your average home, nothing more. The whole "glamorous" depiction is what's really played out. Which is why there is a major influx of south Floridians to the northern part of the state to escape the very lifestyle you portray you live and pretend is so great. To be clear, I'm not debating that NoFla is great. Just that the notion that um fans are living it up in paradise is laughable at best.

 

[GatorBart]

Yes, but only because we were trying to delay the punt (Townsend does this a lot, he walks to his right and forward a little bit, then punts after delaying as long as he can). I'm sure Meatchicken picked up on that by watching his film from the year. He did it for sure on the first punt that Meatchicken blocked, but not sure about the second punt that got blocked (I think we may have just gotten steamrolled on that one).

 

[williston_gator]

@NaturalWorks_: Had to double check this wasn't a troll attempt... 4 days before kickoff and y'all are tweeting about walk-ons...

 

[jaywalker72]

Miami is in shambles, preamble?

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

@NaturalWorks_: Had to double check this wasn't a troll attempt... 4 days before kickoff and y'all are tweeting about walk-ons...

How else will they find a 2nd string QB?

 

[LetsGoCanes]

I'd rather look at the players that graduated from UM, you know the horrible school,
that are active in the NFL. The list wouldn't hurt us at all given our circumstances over the years.

We can't keep players home because of the lack of gameday experience? So you're telling me Al Golden being a horrendous coach, Mark D'Onofrio fielding the worst defense in the school's history, Richt's using an offense from the 90's that was ineffective and had the defense on the field half of the game, and some of the worst punting in the nation last year weren't the reasons why recruits didn't come to Miami? Omg I need to inform our fans LOL. Again, played out.

 

[LetsGoCanes]

But that's just it. You don't live in some nice area in Coral Gables. Nor do you have a beachfront condo on Key Biscayne or a golf course home in Weston. That majority of your base lives in the middle-to-lower end of the Miami metro area. You aren't dining on South Beach or enjoying the amenities that the city has to offer. I've lived in Gville, NYC and from SoFla up to Jupiter. And like any metropolis, in order to truly enjoy the life, you have to be able to afford it. The rest of you--a category in which 90% of canes fans fall, especially the diehards--are just regular shleps who spend hours a day sitting in gridlock in you average car headed to your average home, nothing more. The whole "glamorous" depiction is what's really played out. Which is why there is a major influx of south Floridians to the northern part of the state to escape the very lifestyle you portray you live and pretend is so great. To be clear, I'm not debating that NoFla is great. Just that the notion that um fans are living it up in paradise is laughable at best.

You said a bunch of nothing for absolutely no reason I didn't say that I or any fan was living in luxury. I clearly said that I would rather live in South Florida than in Gainesville. Its that simple. All of the projecting was useless as you can say that about any team.