Florida State is in shambles: throw INT in end zone after being in winning FG range

[Captain Sasquatch]

No. You don't like it, head to Swamp Gas.

Can I at least use a sharpie to edit their posts?

 

[Musclepug]

Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) tweeted at 6:20 PM on Thu, Sep 05, 2019:
Today's @NewYorker cartoon, by Tim Hamilton. Kyle Griffin on Twitter
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[Captain Sasquatch]

Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) tweeted at 6:20 PM on Thu, Sep 05, 2019:
Today's @NewYorker cartoon, by Tim Hamilton. Kyle Griffin on Twitter
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[rogdochar]

.they’re gonna regress because of lies and karma

..... by which they karmalize their souls.

Can we also accuse them of inventing climate change?

What? When they can't even weather a 2nd half storm.

 

[rogdochar]

One of my favorite fake rumors about UF concerns entomology...

IFAS NEWS: Fact Or Fiction? The Truth About Those Pesky Lovebugs

Boy ! ... Lovebugs sure don't practice safe sex.

Johnson Juice?

... 'cause they're all such dickheads. They claim that Johnson Juice came in a package.

They also changed their founding date from 1857 to 1851 about 20 years ago so they could claim to be older than UF. Their president, who made the change, stated 1851 seemed more accurate. For everyone’s information UF founding date is 1853, kind of convenient that they went from 1857 to 1851. They are and always will be a joke.

They said, to commemorate, they had a reign-dance performed by Elizabeth Warren's not-so-great great grandmother.

 

[Marine1]

And never forget the maxim:

No one ever got into UF but not F$U. No one. Ever.

Frequently my go-to. That truth dominates.

 

[Musclepug]

Dustin (@defenestrator19) tweeted at 7:01 AM on Fri, Sep 06, 2019:
“I will beat Louisiana Monroe tomorrow because...” Dustin on Twitter
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[maheo30]

The clowns are a laughingstock.

 

[maheo30]

This is so sad. And I love every second of it.

 

[Slevin]

Only the sorry ass SOW could give us so many laughs it spans across 115 pages

Willie is the gift that keeps giving

 

[5-Star Finger]

 

[Theologator]

Hot off their upset of F$U, Boise’s torrid pace continues with a 14-7 triumph over Marshall in their home opener.

Clearly the juggernaut. Who knew?

 

[SGG]

Obviously, Foley was brought in as a consultant to finalize the deal.

 

[BMF]

Hot off their upset of F$U, Boise’s torrid pace continues with a 14-7 triumph over Marshall in their home opener.

Clearly the juggernaut. Who knew?

Not sure if it's a big win hangover for Boise or if Marshall actually has a good defense. But that's amazing. Held to 14 points on their own field and FSU completely fell apart. Marshall gave up 437 yards of offense, but only two scores.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Only the sorry ass SOW could give us so many laughs it spans across 115 pages

WiLLLLLLLie is the gift that keeps giving

Pleeeeeeeease do not reignite the SOW debate.....

 

[CGgater]

Pleeeeeeeease do not reignite the SOW debate.....

Donk is on sabbatical, so risk is low for now.

 

[Sec14Gator]

I can’t wait to see the next title adjustment in this thread. The possibilities are limitless and will present themselves soon enough.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Donk is on sabbatical, so risk is low for now.

You just gave me a whole different way to look at this: Perhaps @Slevin deliberately said “SOW” as a clever way to draw out Swonk knowing he just can’t let that sit without a response. Sort of like the judge in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” who smokes out the hero with the old “Shave and a Haircut” trick. That ol Slev is pretty tricksy.

 

[Theologator]

I can dream...

 

[lagator]

I can dream...

They forgot to enter the Taggart coefficient which makes it a pickem.