Tua injured, career possibly over; military service penis-measuring

[Swamp Donkey]

Congrats, you can wrap an ankle sprain and give a 2PAM shot. Might even be authorized to dispense Motrin.

I've probably intubated more people than puddles you've jumped. PARAmedic, puddle pirate. And paramedic instructor. And ACLS and BTLS instructor. Mean anything to you, shallow water squid?

But it doesn't take any of that to know that they were talking about the head of the femur not the head/brain in that twatter.

 

[SeabeeGator]

I've probably intubated more people than puddles you've jumped. PARAmedic, puddle pirate. And paramedic instructor. And ACLS and BTLS instructor. Mean anything to you, shallow water squid?

I’ve never jumped in any puddles - never been on a ship - so you’re probably right. And being an instructor just means you had a shore tour - congrats on going home at 2 pm every day.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I’ve never jumped in any puddles - never been on a ship - so you’re probably right. And being an instructor just means you had a shore tour - congrats on going home at 2 pm every day.

LOL. Shore tour. Not really sure what you are talking about. My "tours" were 24 hour shifts on a busy ems while going to college. Do you have some misconception that I'm a squid too?

Sorry for calling you a puddle pirate instead of a full blown squid. I was skipping between threads and forgot who I was talking to.

 

[SeabeeGator]

LOL. Shore tour. Not really sure what you are talking about. My "tours" were 24 hour shifts on a busy ems while going to college. Do you have some misconception that I'm a squid too?

Sorry, “non-deployable tour” or whatever you hooahs call it. And what “ems”? Stateside army units don’t have civilian paramedics?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Sorry, “non-deployable tour” or whatever you hooahs call it. And what “ems”? Stateside army units don’t have civilian paramedics?

Son, I never said I didn't also work as a civ paramedic.

 

[oxrageous]

Now u see why I was unhappy when Trask played when up by 42 points in 4th quarter?

Why, because we may get a lessor meaningless bowl?

It's not the same thing, we have nothing to play for and Trask needs every damn snap he can get.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Son, I never said I didn't also work as a civ paramedic.

No, you didn’t but you also only threw out your military experience. Wasn’t a tough assumption.

And I’m not @t-gator. Just because @oxrageous hurt your feelings with “son” doesn’t mean you need to throw it around the rest of the day.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

No, you didn’t but you also only threw out your military experience. Wasn’t a tough assumption.

And I’m not @t-gator. Just because @oxrageous hurt your feelings with “son” doesn’t mean you need to throw it around the rest of the day.

I'll try to get over it. It may take a while. Im soft and sensitive.

 

[SeabeeGator]

I'll try to get over it. It may take a while. Im soft and sensitive.

It’s gonna be ok. Drink more rum, it’ll help.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It’s gonna be ok. Drink more rum, it’ll help.

I may need a hug.

 

[Gator98MD]

 

[bayou gator]

@SeabeeGator & @Swamp Donkey: This thread reads like you two are the characters in the movie Step Brothers

 

[TN G8tr]

I'll try to get over it. It may take a while. Im soft and sensitive.

Dang Swonkey didn't know you were a Ditch Dcotor. Been one myself for 34 years, ground and Air.

Anyway hate to see anyone hurt like that. Saw Saban's presser saying he wanted to get Tua work on 2 min drill. Why with all his injuries and up 35-7 ( i think) would you risk him. And Tua IMO does not need any work on the 2 min drill.

 

[Gator98MD]

Pissing contest gone awry wrapped in a sushi roll

 

[SeabeeGator]

I may need a hug.

@bayou gator is here. He seems like a hugger.

 

[bayou gator]

@bayou gator is here. He seems like a hugger.

Yeah, I'm a cuddly fuzzball. Just ask around. Start with your wife

 

[Fishon]

LOL. Shore tour. Not really sure what you are talking about. My "tours" were 24 hour shifts on a busy ems while going to college. Do you have some misconception that I'm a squid too?

Sorry for calling you a puddle pirate instead of a full blown squid. I was skipping between threads and forgot who I was talking to.

ladies, ladies...no one gives a f***

 

[SeabeeGator]

Yeah, I'm a cuddly fuzzball. Just ask around. Start with your wife

She did mention meeting a fat little crawfish.

 

[Slevin]

I'll try to get over it. It may take a while. Im soft and sensitive.

We’re aware

 

[bayou gator]

She did mention meeting a fat little crawfish.

That wasn't me... but damn, that girl obviously gets around.