FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

[Swamp Donkey]

I certainly don't miss those pressers with his disastrous sportcoat and tie combinations. There's eclectic, and then there's going out of your way to look bad. Looked like he went dumpster diving behind a Belk's and threw the tie on while driving over.

Add to that an expression that runs between condescension and confusion and you have the recipe for...well, the lost decade.

I guarantee you he went dumpster diving for ties. Have you seen his hiring history?

When Jim McElwain is the best dressed guy in the room, it's shut it down time.

This thread is why this forum is the damn best, bar none.

Jeez I cant stop laughing. Hall of Fame. Thank you guys, I needed this tonight.

 

[soflagator]

This thread is why this forum is the damn best, bar none.

I’ve always thought it could be a little bit more tidy. But overall, yes, I agree.

 

[gingerlover]

Still can’t believe that man sat down with Butters after throwing darts at a map and saying “this is the guy. He’s going to take us places”

 

[alcoholica]

So who did FSU announce today?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Still can’t believe that man sat down with Butters after throwing darts at a map and saying “this is the guy. He’s going to take us places”

So.... the committee, with the AADs, you know, THE AZZHATS WHO ARE STILL FVKKING HERE, recommended MARK FVKKING HUDSPETH.

Yeah, the guy who got fired from the Sunbelt two years later.

 

[TLB]

Can't wait for FSU to get turned down by some random coordinator from a WAC or CUSA school.

FIFY

 

[gingerlover]

Newberg is currently pumping uGLY’s OC because he was on Jimbo’s staff.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Newberg is currently pumping uGLY’s OC because he was on Jimbo’s staff.

That’s hilarious. Ugly’s offense has been terrible this year, despite one of the better OLs around.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Newberg is currently pumping uGLY’s OC because he was on Jimbo’s staff.

He's great. Atrociously great!!!

 

[soflagator]

That’s hilarious. Ugly’s offense has been terrible this year, despite one of the better OLs around.

It’s more than anything about Coley’s performance(which is dreadful). It’s the fact that here we are, 5 weeks removed from the firing and we’re now hearing brand new names being thrown around. Newburg has contacts too. So I doubt he’d be saying any of this if he had any reason to believe that the search was narrowing in on a candidate. I thought they’d have some issues, but this may be getting out of hand.

 

[maheo30]

Newberg is currently pumping uGLY’s OC because he was on Jimbo’s staff.

If that is who he is pumping, then fsu really has struck out big time. His guy was Matt Campbell. That ship has sailed as Campbell wouldn't even talk to them from what I've read.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[NavetG8r]

 

[alcoholica]

from another site, had to share....this is a Nole poster

 

[bradgator2]

Holy shiit. I started laughing and my wife just rolled her eyes at me.

 

[AnObfuscator]

FSU's Champions Club supposedly has been all set up for a press conference since yesterday:

They should put a web cam in there so desperate Semenhole fans can monitor it 24/7.

The last I heard (earlier in this thread), they were taking it back down.

 

[alcoholica]

anyone think they had to paint the field for recruiting weekends? Are they still having those?

 

[alcoholica]

this is awesome...not a VIP post

 

[wrpgator]

Oh noooo! What's next, are they going to mow the color off the newly-painted field?

 

[gatordad3]

So who did FSU announce today?

Now this is starting to look like creepy Avatara's impeachment thread on the PF. I'm sure this will be asked again tomorrow.