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  • cover2 cover2:
    jdh5484 said:
    Are you ground testing a jet engine?
    Might’ve been at an outdoor gathering and got teased about the fruit and umbrella in his drink. Kicked the fire basket while ripping his shirt off to fight the offender :dunno:
  • CDGator CDGator:
    Robots are becoming sentient. The jerk shouldn’t have parked on the sidewalk.
  • jdh5484 jdh5484:
    Gulfstream said:
    Are you ground testing a jet engine?
    +1
  • CDGator CDGator:
    Fire hazard
  • CaribGator CaribGator:
    speaking of teachers, the 1st grade teacher started a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she asked the class if they knew any, kids raised their hands, Yes Suzy, what is your word, Susy says Monday, teacher goes good, Next she picked Mike, he says, Saturday, , very good said the teacher, that's 3 syllables, Johnny is waving hands like crazy and says, 'I know a 4 syllable word", ok Johnny, what it is says the teacher, he goes 'masturbation', shocked the teacher could only thing to reply, "WOW Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful", Johnny goes , "No Ma'am, you're thinking of blowjob, and that's only 2 syllables"
  • Slug Slug:
    PastyStoole said:
    This was not a thing when I was growing up. It was more likely that the football coach was banging a cheerleader.
    Wasn't a thing back in my day cruising the playground.
  • soflagator soflagator:
    PastyStoole said:
    I had a crush on my chemistry teacher. Mrs. Baker. I used to call her Mrs. Beaker. She never fully understood why I was making low marks in her class.
    ironically, that journalism teacher was pretty decent and very flirty with me. We arranged to meet one night at a football game and “go somewhere”. But she was technically engaged, and her fiancé decided last minute he wanted to come along with her. Pre cell phone days, so it was awkward for a moment when I walked up. Nothing ever happened with me, but I’m sure she hooked up with someone.
  • PastyStoole PastyStoole:
    Slug said:
    I keep seeing all these teachers banging dudes, and I think, "why not me? "
    This was not a thing when I was growing up. It was more likely that the football coach was banging a cheerleader.
  • Slug Slug:
    I keep seeing all these teachers banging dudes, and I think, "why not me? "
    +1
  • Slug Slug:
    Never had a hot teacher
  • PastyStoole PastyStoole:
    I had a crush on my chemistry teacher. Mrs. Baker. I used to call her Mrs. Beaker. She never fully understood why I was making low marks in her class.
  • Slug Slug:
    soflagator said:
    We had this girl with really nice feet when I was in HS. I’m not a foot person per se, but these were really sexy for some reason. I took a journalism class just to sit next to her.
    I'm gonna try it out with my girl. She has pretty feet. I'm gonna be rolling in the dough.
  • Slug Slug:
    What's up f@gs
  • soflagator soflagator:
    I heard she’s put on some weight since then, so probably best it didn’t work out.
  • soflagator soflagator:
    We had this girl with really nice feet when I was in HS. I’m not a foot person per se, but these were really sexy for some reason. I took a journalism class just to sit next to her.
  • PastyStoole PastyStoole:
    I wrote poetry about this kid. I wish I'd known "The Lizard," I would have written poetry about her too.
  • CDGator CDGator:
    We had a girl that wore all black and was very goth. We called her Lizard. I’ve always wondered why.
  • PastyStoole PastyStoole:
    There was a kid in our high school who we used to call "The Fetus" because he had an extraordinarily large and misshapen cranium and a tiny body. I wanted you all to know that.
  • jdh5484 jdh5484:
    Detroitgator said:
    I remember when the media freaked over Brooke Shields " nothing comes between me and my Calvins" commercial. :rolleyes3:
  • soflagator soflagator:
    stephenPE said:
    Christopher Guest Yes GIF by FilmStruck
    I loved her in Best In Show. The movie was a scream.....
    Is that the one where Lee Greenwood plays the gay photographer? Nevermind, answered my own question.
  • Detroitgator Detroitgator:
    I loved her as an OG SCTV person
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