It's F$U hate week.
I hate them 24/7/365 but this week I take it to another level. Some hate UGAy, some hate UT. Take the most ardent hater of those teams and multiply by 10 and you'll get to my level of hate for halFaSsU. Florida's Second-rate University. I hate their cock guzzling logo; their gay-ass Chief Assahola, his horse, the TPD, FAMU by proximity, Tallahassee on principle, Burt Reynolds, Bobby Bowden, Mickey Andrews, Richard Simmons, Jenn Sterger, Deon Sanders, Mia Khalifa, Lee Corso, Jamies Winston x2, and clowns. Fcvk every nole with a red-hot poker, dance on their logo, send walk-ons to fight with their starters, twist their knees, hit past the echo of the whistle, swindle them in their own house.
In short, fcvk 'em.