1. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

  2. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear...
  3. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .' Operator: 'What sort of...
  4. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost. I finally arrived...
  5. Jake from State Farm

    Truth Takes: Kentucky Review 2023

    You are what you put on film!
  6. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    POCKET TASER STORY This is one of those stories where you begin to chuckle....then find yourself laughing out loud. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's...
  7. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that correct? Husband slumps down, swallows hard and mumbles: To be honest, I didn't ever know she sold Flowers...... :exactly:
  8. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    BEWARE OF OLD GUYS A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you...
  9. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    Good-bye Grandpa A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl...
  10. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.... While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told...
  11. Jake from State Farm

    The New joke thread

    A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.  She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't...
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