Recruiting 2020 Recruiting Thread: Gervon Dexter gets 5th Star on Rivals

[Buckman2000]

I can’t help myself.

OT Braun decommits from Georgia. Florida made a huge impression in their in home and there’s rumblings he will commit to Florida now.

According to the cast of queer eye on this thread, it wasn’t because of the pants

 

[Swamp Donkey]

According to the cast of queer eye on this thread, it wasn’t because of the pants

Buck is getting his mojo back.

I like it.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Someone stick a fourleaf clover up your ass and wish for his brother to come back too.

Another cheerful party goer.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Another cheerful party goer.

Im happy, but also greedy.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Im happy, but also greedy.

Aren't we all? Stay hungry.

 

[Musclepug]

Someone stick a fourleaf clover up your ass and wish for his brother to come back too.

Lol, dont get greedy

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Aren't we all? Stay hungry.

Stay thirsty, my friend.

 

[alcoholica]

Someone stick a fourleaf clover up your ass and wish for his brother to come back too.

How many times can a grad transfer....well transfer? He could caravan with Pouncey

 

[Swamp Donkey]

How many times can a grad transfer....well transfer? He could caravan with Pouncey

I don't think there is any limit of which Im aware. Plus, Im sure his mother is sick and needs him closer to home anyway.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Stay thirsty, my friend.

I don't always celebrate Gator committments, but when I do, they are usually high four stars.

 

[Buckman2000]

Our resident fashionistas on the thread

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I don't always celebrate Gator committments, but when I do, they are usually high four stars.

Well, I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Our resident fashionistas on the thread

Is the Jesus one wearing a blanket and bytch boots?

 

[JDW]

Well, I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Ever been to Mojos? Local Marion county restaurant? They have shirts that say “I like pig butts, and I cannot lie!” Perfect for a barnyard guy like yourself donk

 

[UFHealthGator]

Did Braun actually commit or another #secretcommitu?

 

[JDW]

Did Braun actually commit or another #secretcommitu?

All the crystal balls are coming for Braun to UF and he cancelled his in home with UGA

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Did Braun actually commit or another #secretcommitu?

crystal balls baby

so... #secret

 

[GatorAuthor]

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OK, enough! CDM needs to (a) find a freaking tailor and have all his pants fixed, and/or (b) have my Tom James guy come in to replace all his ill-fitting trousers.

Can’t be wearing pants that fit THAT poorly. It’s just wrong, whether you’re a banker, butcher, or ball coach. Looks ridiculous.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Whether you realize it or not, Kirbs haircut is pretty much 80% of bama and georgia male teen/20s year old males haircuts. It's the in thing up there so it either looks cool to them or is a non factor.

Dan's poorly sized britches and those ridiculous looking sneakers with a suit jacket are honestly cringe worthy though. We could probably all deal with 1 of the 2 - ill fitting pants or silly sneakers, but not both.

I don’t care how someone analyzes this. It is 100% correct. It’s not even subjective. Those pants and his style in general are atrocious. Does @Swamp Donkey still have twitter? If so, he needs to get a hold of Stricklin or Begley and demand it be fixed.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Kipp? What kind of name is that?