Recruiting 2024 Early Signing Day Thread

[Detroitgator]

Deet channeling his inner PE today

Listen, two of my three kids are home for the holidays, Son #2 flies in tonight, life is good. It's a FUKKING GAME. The "sports" side of this house has become as dumb/unhinged as the "politics" side... like bitching is going to fix anything. Just roll with it man, life is TOO f'n short.

I'm excited for who we got, we'll see what happens... err'body else can go suck an FSU/anm/cristoballs/lincoln riley dick.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Like 247 said.....once 3rd, then lose 5 straight and miss a bowl. Need portal help,...real portal help.

Im scouring Ivy League rosters as we speak.

 

[TXgators]

BNs first class was #18. Second #13. Third #15 (so far)

We've become a school playing football for academics.....speechless

 

[Gatorbait25]

Bro, we fell off a cliff like Chris Farley in Black Sheep. The fact that we didn’t totally die doesn’t exactly change that. I’ll be thrilled as well if we keep him and glad we can move on from today.

You’ll have to forgive Detroit . He was recently ripped off 20K by something called the Human fund .

 

[TN G8tr]

isn't this the worst class ever since Chimp?

2015 #22 ranked with player avg of 88.05
2018 #18 ranked with player avg of 89.55

 

[aka]

Im scouring Ivy League rosters as we speak.

Lol...they even mentioned that. The guy said ...portal help, not Ivy League. He was right, it's common sense.

 

[Detroitgator]

You’ll have to forgive Detroit . He was recently ripped off 20K by something called the Human fund .

It was twenty-ONE K, but you don't see me bitching about it!!!

 

[Gatorbait25]

It was twenty-ONE K, but you don't see me bitching about it!!!

Money for people. Definitely well spent And what a way to make someone’s Festivus!

 

[fischerwood]

Listen, two of my three kids are home for the holidays, Son #2 flies in tonight, life is good. It's a FUKKING GAME. The "sports" side of this house has become as dumb/unhinged as the "politics" side... like bitching is going to fix anything. Just roll with it man, life is TOO f'n short.

I'm excited for who we got, we'll see what happens... err'body else can go suck an FSU/anm/cristoballs/lincoln riley dick.

you forgot the leeghumpers...GoGators...

 

[jdh5484]

Listen, two of my three kids are home for the holidays, Son #2 flies in tonight, life is good. It's a FUKKING GAME. The "sports" side of this house has become as dumb/unhinged as the "politics" side... like bitching is going to fix anything. Just roll with it man, life is TOO f'n short.

I'm excited for who we got, we'll see what happens... err'body else can go suck an FSU/anm/cristoballs/lincoln riley dick.

I noticed you left off Beatlebangs. You called dibs?

 

[Concrete Helmet]

We really have to get boss and Crete the internet.

Some of us can't sit around all day picking at our nutsack while this travesty unfolds.....I pay good money to stay on this forum and expect nothing less than a courtesy udate while I switch from the right to the left testicle.....OK?

 

[TXgators]

2015 #22 ranked with player avg of 88.05
2018 #18 ranked with player avg of 89.55

Thanks! Those were classes a new head coach put together, though. I want to see what BN is going to describe his "first pure" recruiting class

 

[Detroitgator]

you forgot the leeghumpers...GoGators...

Wrong... i suspect Shart is dikless

 

[MooseSmack]

Wow had to work out of town today and was pissed I was missing the festivities. I’m really kinda glad I missed it. Had I look at my phone while on my clients site I may have had a smashed phone a lost client and no job. It’s a blessing from above. Thank you sweet baby Jesus for making me work my butt off today. Go Gators

 

[Detroitgator]

I noticed you left off Beatlebangs. You called dibs?

 

[soflagator]

Some of us can't sit around all day picking at our nutsack while this travesty unfolds.....I pay good money to stay on this forum and expect nothing less than a courtesy udate while I switch from the right to the left testicle.....OK?

Just admit that you’re back living at that snack machine, eating those sleeves of peanuts and drinking sodas all day. That why you couldn’t stay in the loop.

 

[TN G8tr]

Thanks! Those were classes a new head coach put together, though. I want to see what BN is going to describe his "first pure" recruiting class

Yeah.

Last year we were at #15 with an avg of 90.59 (22 commits) and in 2022 it was #19 / 87.79 (21 commits).

Currently we are at #16, avg. 90.44 and only 18 commits.

This does not count our portal transfers.

 

[Detroitgator]

 

[jdh5484]

 

[FireFoley]

Just admit that you’re back living at that snack machine, eating those sleeves of peanuts and drinking sodas all day. That why you couldn’t stay in the loop.

I think it was the ZERO bar in the bottom row far corner of the machine that has been there since 1979 that Crete was gnawing on.