Angry Fan Sends Kentucky DC A Bag Of.....

[SGG]

Dicks.

Kentucky defensive coordinator D.J. Eliot probably shouldn’t check his mailbox for a few weeks.

While some are calling for him to be fired, an unhappy Wildcats fan shipped Eliot a bag of penis-shaped candy using the website DicksByMail.com, according to a report from kentuckysportsradio.com.

Eliot’s unit is currently one of the worst in the country, ranking 123rd out of 128 FBS teams in giving up 542 yards per game. Kentucky’s defense has surrendered 72 points over the last six quarters, most recently getting torched by Florida sophomore quarterback Luke Del Rio as the Wildcats slipped to 0-2 this season.

Apparently that’s enough to warrant a bag of phallic candy.

You can't make this stuff up.....

 

[oxrageous]

I just read that there was a stretch between the two games where Kentucky was outscored 79-0.

 

[bradgator2]

 

[Alagator]

I just read that there was a stretch between the two games where Kentucky was outscored 79-0.

Pretty big stretch = pretty big bag of dicks...

 

[GatorTAG]

Catmania sent them.

 

[GMDGator]

Poor Wildcat fans... Im sure they will perk up around BB season.

 

[Schwifty]

Louis CK approves

 

[Zambo]

Catmania sent them.

It was a bizzzle of dizzzles.

 

[GatorTAG]

It was a bizzzle of dizzzles.

 

[Chomper]

Aren't all the Stoops Bros. supposed to be defensive geniuses? Mark is in way over his head, but after all it is Kentucky Football and very few people really care.

 

[rogdochar]

... and an SC fan sent Chump a sack o' sourballs for sucking on facing these early testes.

 

[oxrageous]

That's what a $12 million buyout looks like. Kentucky could not have looked any worse if I was coaching them last Saturday.

 

[Treebeard]

Dicks.

While some are calling for him to be fired, an unhappy Wildcats fan shipped Eliot a bag of penis-shaped candy using the website DicksByMail.com, according to a report from kentuckysportsradio.com.

Eliot’s unit is currently one of the worst in the country,

You can't make this stuff up.....

Ironic statement...

 

[Doopree]

These defensive minded head coaches are not panning out.

 

[TN G8tr]

Maybe he can take his d!ck and go to the cocks.

 

[GatorJ]

Louis CK approves

Like baguettes.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Well their program has just gone to hell....then again so has just about everyone in the East. I'm not sure I've ever seen a worse collection of coaches in one division. Butch, Champ, Mason, Stoops and don't be surprised if Kirby sucks as a HC also. Big difference between being a good coordinator and leading a program. I might be a little embarrassed if we don't win the East....

 

[Swamp Donkey]

That's what a $12 million buyout looks like.

WOW. That is Fooleyesque.