App State takes down #6 Texas A&M

[Gator By Marriage]

Talk about job security.

@SatDownSouth: Jimbo’s buyout if he were fired after each season of his contract:

For that kind of money, I expect they could easily find some one much cheaper who could put some kiddie porn on his computer so they could fire him for cause.

 

[t-gator]

His wife cheated on him in a public spectacle with a former star receiver at his team’s arch rival, leading to divorce. When he picks up his kids from mom’s on off weekends, he has to park behind rows of Chrysler 300s, just to get to the door. No amount of money in the world soothes that. I worked for a CEO once that would often say money is the easiest thing in the world to make, and I’ve always seen that to be true. Pride, self respect, family etc. are much more important and much harder to achieve. He can smile and pretend all he wants, but he’s destitute.

I think it's criminal that Taylor Jacob's ain't in the ring of honor

 

[gatormandan]

I think it's criminal that Taylor Jacob's ain't in the ring of honor

We should all receive an award for the mercy missions we have completed.

 

[oxrageous]

For that kind of money, I expect they could easily find some one much cheaper who could put some kiddie porn on his computer so they could fire him for cause.

I think we have a winner here, sorta. That buyout is so huge they would simply dig until they found something in which they could fire him for cause, and then say "sue us".

It's the most ridiculous coaching contract I have ever seen. There should never be buyouts like that, even for the legends of the game. Whoever offered it should be fired, then arrested.

 

[FireFoley]

I do not think it is considered a buyout? when A$$ To Mouth hired Dumbo, all of the money was GUARANTEED. That is where they made their mistake.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Welp…3 losses down, 1 loss to go to get dipshyt Jimbo over his career average for losses per season. South Carolina & Beamer may knock TAM off when they play them in 2 weeks.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Welp…3 losses down, 1 loss to go to get dipshyt Jimbo over his career average for losses per season. South Carolina & Beamer may knock TAM off when they play them in 2 weeks.

I seem to recall a very wise poster forewarning that Jimbo might lose to Beamer & USC. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, it was me.

Anywho, that’s the 4th loss of the year for Jimbo, which is typical…however, this year loss #4 is coming earlier than usual. This guy might lose 7 games this season. I know many of you find this puzzling, what with all the talent he has, but believe it or not, coaching matters.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I seem to recall a very wise poster forewarning that Jimbo might lose to Beamer & USC. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, it was me.

Anywho, that’s the 4th loss of the year for Jimbo, which is typical…however, this year loss #4 is coming earlier than usual. This guy might lose 7 games this season. I know many of you find this puzzling, what with all the talent he has, but believe it or not, coaching matters.

Unfortunately, I know one game left on the A&M schedule that they won't lose.

 

[URGatorBait]

Unfortunately, I know one game left on the A&M schedule that they won't lose.

Umass

 

[Double Gator Dad]

His wife cheated on him in a public spectacle with a former star receiver at his team’s arch rival, leading to divorce. When he picks up his kids from mom’s on off weekends, he has to park behind rows of Chrysler 300s, just to get to the door. No amount of money in the world soothes that. I worked for a CEO once that would often say money is the easiest thing in the world to make, and I’ve always seen that to be true. Pride, self respect, family etc. are much more important and much harder to achieve. He can smile and pretend all he wants, but he’s destitute.

“Behind rows of Chrysler 300’s”

I get it. That’s a really good one Sofla!!

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Lane Kiffin with the quote of the week. After beating Texas A&M, during the post game sideline interview, the reporter asked Lane what he’s dressing up as for Halloween. Lane’s reply…”I don’t know. Maybe Jimbo’s a Joker outfit for me.”

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Loss # 5 on the season for Jimbo the Joker as another wheel falls off the TAM bus tonight.

 

[Gatorraid81]

Loss # 5 on the season for Jimbo the Joker as another wheel falls off the TAM bus tonight.

He’ll be getting win #4 next week.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Okay, 6 losses on the season for the little dwarf, a 3-6 record, a 5 game losing streak…and 1-5 in the SEC. He could realistically lose 8 games this season! Ho-Lee-Phuk, that’s insane.

He’s slated to make approximately $9m this year so a 4-8 record would mean they are paying him $2.25m per win. Think they had this in mind when they hired him?