Broken Cox: Injures foot, will miss part of season

[Swamp Donkey]

Do we hire a Witch Doctor to break the curse?

What curse? Clueless ADs hiring shytty coaches isn't a curse it is just piss poor hiring.

 

[deuce]

What curse? Clueless ADs hiring shytty coaches isn't a curse it is just piss poor hiring.

The Foley Curse................. There may not be enough Garlic in the universe to break that one.

# I've heard that Melange (Spice) will break the Foley Curse but it's very rare.

 

[5-Star Finger]

What curse? Clueless ADs hiring shytty coaches isn't a curse it is just piss poor hiring.

I like Deuce's idea better. This is a curse. The only cure is to throw Foley and Fuchs into an active volcano. Even if the curse is not reversed, I think most of us would achieve at least a measure catharsis.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Updated Injury Report: despite a crazy weekend, I did not break my cox. Additional updates to follow.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Updated Injury Report: despite a crazy weekend, I did not break my cox. Additional updates to follow.

You have to use your cox to potentially break it... or were you in Williston this weekend?

 

[5-Star Finger]

Updated Injury Report: despite a crazy weekend, I did not break my cox. Additional updates to follow.

You know damn well your Cox is using performance enhancing drugs.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

You know damn well your Cox is using performance enhancing drugs.

Rum makes 5s into 10s.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Rum makes 5s into 10s.

Little known fact that they filmed this scene from Varsity Blues inside a 60 year-old man's Cox upon the approach of an attractive woman.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

60? Good gawd.

 

[Saulgoodman]

Red head and Russian are two separate ass kickers. Russian is blonde.

They are all crazy, just find one that you can tolerate. Also, it doesn't hurt to have one that is easy on the eyes. Nobody wants to deal with crazy and ugly.