Colorado and Deion Sanders: Joins frogs testicle of a son to belittle transfer on social media

[oxrageous]

Ok, let me clarify. That won't ever happen until we start seeing some real offensive fireworks. 1950s offense has been dead for a long time, even saban abandoned it at his peek and with the most talent in the country. Someone should let billy Bojangles know.

You realize UGA has won the last two NC's with a watching-paint-dry offense?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

You realize UGA has won the last two NC's with a watching-paint-dry offense?

No I don't realize that at all. They threw the ball plenty down field with stetson the 27th, and he ran around a lot and made plays with his legs. It may not have been fun and gun but it wasn't no fun and gone either.

I take it you like runs for 2 yards and sideways passes on 3rd and 12. Noted.

 

[jdh5484]

Because its not entertainment. It is a reflection of real life. Boring, slogging, interrupted by moments of stark terror.

Like sex with @URGatorBait Mom.

 

[URGatorBait]

Like sex with @URGatorBait Mom.

that's just hurtful man.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

that's just hurtful man.

And completely without merit. I've had sex with urgs mom, and it's not nearly as depressing as jdh claims.

 

[URGatorBait]

And completely without merit. I've had sex with urgs mom, and it's not nearly as depressing as jdh claims.

Well your wife wasn't depressing last night

 

[soflagator]

Look it’s pretty simple. Ox is completely correct, that Napier is not on any sort of hotseat, although I do think a win tomorrow would provide significant relief and help his cause. The issue here would be the timing of things. We’ve all this seen how this plays out. And both parties involved here knew the circumstances when he was hired two years ago. UF football has dated some of the hottest, sexiest names in college football history and have basked in almost untouchable glory. But they’ve also been dumped twice—cheated on really—and have been getting burned by herpes-infected coaches for the last decade trying to relive those days. This was always a safe play with the slump buster at the bar. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. A “chubby Janice” type isn’t the worst thing ever. She’s reliable, isn’t going to embarrass you at bars or on social media, and can even have some decent moments visually. Most importantly, she’s committed and loves you. And that works, as long as it works. But, the moment a smoke-show appears and potentially shows interest, visions of what could be are going to reemerge and the necessary move is going to be made. It’s tough, I get it. But again, Janice knew she was reaching and the risks involved. And let’s be honest here. She didn’t do herself any favors getting that weird rash late last year, and all but ignoring her toenail polish for months at a time. Neither party wanted a bad break up, but it was probably always inevitable.

Bottom line, there’s still time to make a great impression, and Saturday is that day for Billy. But by Sunday morning, we’re either trying to still make it work and all talking about last night’s really unexpectedly great “performance” or you might want to beat the rush and get yourself some sunglasses.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Look it’s pretty simple. Ox is completely correct, that Napier is not on any sort of hotseat, although I do think a win tomorrow would provide significant relief and help his cause. The issue here would be the timing of things. We’ve all this seen how this plays out. And both parties involved here knew the circumstances when he was hired two years ago. UF football has dated some of the hottest, sexiest names in college football history and have basked in almost untouchable glory. But they’ve also been dumped twice—cheated on really—and have been getting burned by herpes-infected coaches for the last decade trying to relive those days. This was always a safe play with the slump buster at the bar. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. A “chubby Janice” type isn’t the worst thing ever. She’s reliable, isn’t going to embarrass you at bars or on social media, and can even have some decent moments visually. Most importantly, she’s committed and loves you. And that works, as long as it works. But, the moment a smoke-show appears and potentially shows interest, visions of what could be are going to reemerge and the necessary move is going to be made. It’s tough, I get it. But again, Janice knew she was reaching and the risks involved. And let’s be honest here. She didn’t do herself any favors getting that weird rash late last year, and all but ignoring her toenail polish for months at a time. Neither party wanted a bad break up, but it was probably always inevitable.

Bottom line, there’s still time to make a great impression, and Saturday is that day for Billy. But by Sunday morning, we’re either trying to still make it work and all talking about last night’s really unexpectedly great “performance” or you might want to beat the rush and get yourself some sunglasses.

Is it just me, or did that sound a bit autobiographical?

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Look it’s pretty simple. Ox is completely correct, that Napier is not on any sort of hotseat, although I do think a win tomorrow would provide significant relief and help his cause. The issue here would be the timing of things. We’ve all this seen how this plays out. And both parties involved here knew the circumstances when he was hired two years ago. UF football has dated some of the hottest, sexiest names in college football history and have basked in almost untouchable glory. But they’ve also been dumped twice—cheated on really—and have been getting burned by herpes-infected coaches for the last decade trying to relive those days. This was always a safe play with the slump buster at the bar. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. A “chubby Janice” type isn’t the worst thing ever. She’s reliable, isn’t going to embarrass you at bars or on social media, and can even have some decent moments visually. Most importantly, she’s committed and loves you. And that works, as long as it works. But, the moment a smoke-show appears and potentially shows interest, visions of what could be are going to reemerge and the necessary move is going to be made. It’s tough, I get it. But again, Janice knew she was reaching and the risks involved. And let’s be honest here. She didn’t do herself any favors getting that weird rash late last year, and all but ignoring her toenail polish for months at a time. Neither party wanted a bad break up, but it was probably always inevitable.

Bottom line, there’s still time to make a great impression, and Saturday is that day for Billy. But by Sunday morning, we’re either trying to still make it work and all talking about last night’s really unexpectedly great “performance” or you might want to beat the rush and get yourself some sunglasses.

Janice is a ho. Bring on the hairdresser, Tiffany!

 

[t-gator]

You realize UGA has won the last two NC's with a watching-paint-dry offense?

Stetson Bennett threw for 4100 yards and averaged 30 attempts a game last year

 

[oxrageous]

Stetson Bennett threw for 4100 yards and averaged 30 attempts a game last year

Mertz is averaging 30 attempts a game this year.

 

[t-gator]

Look it’s pretty simple. Ox is completely correct, that Napier is not on any sort of hotseat, although I do think a win tomorrow would provide significant relief and help his cause. The issue here would be the timing of things. We’ve all this seen how this plays out. And both parties involved here knew the circumstances when he was hired two years ago. UF football has dated some of the hottest, sexiest names in college football history and have basked in almost untouchable glory. But they’ve also been dumped twice—cheated on really—and have been getting burned by herpes-infected coaches for the last decade trying to relive those days. This was always a safe play with the slump buster at the bar. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. A “chubby Janice” type isn’t the worst thing ever. She’s reliable, isn’t going to embarrass you at bars or on social media, and can even have some decent moments visually. Most importantly, she’s committed and loves you. And that works, as long as it works. But, the moment a smoke-show appears and potentially shows interest, visions of what could be are going to reemerge and the necessary move is going to be made. It’s tough, I get it. But again, Janice knew she was reaching and the risks involved. And let’s be honest here. She didn’t do herself any favors getting that weird rash late last year, and all but ignoring her toenail polish for months at a time. Neither party wanted a bad break up, but it was probably always inevitable.

Bottom line, there’s still time to make a great impression, and Saturday is that day for Billy. But by Sunday morning, we’re either trying to still make it work and all talking about last night’s really unexpectedly great “performance” or you might want to beat the rush and get yourself some sunglasses.

I think Mullen was the chubby Janice. The safe play. Never gonna win any championships but you'll be decent most years. We dumped the safe play for the girl with a cute face wearing a trench coat. We really didn't know what was underneath so we took a chance. She talks the talk has a great body but so far she hasn't been putting out. It's time for some fireworks.

 

[t-gator]

Mertz is averaging 30 attempts a game this year.

Yeah but nothing at the sticks or beyond

 

[soflagator]

I think Mullen was the chubby Janice. The safe play. Never gonna win any championships but you'll be decent most years. We dumped the safe play for the girl with a cute face wearing a trench coat. We really didn't know what was underneath so we took a chance. She talks the talk has a great body but so far she hasn't been putting out. It's time for some fireworks.

Mullen was Natalie Slumpbusters. You knew it was probably going to go very badly in the end and, in your game during a normal stretch, she wouldn’t have even gotten a look.

 

[soflagator]

Yeah but nothing at the sticks or beyond

To be fair, I’m sure the Bulldogs through plenty of short passes as well. They did a better job going down field than we have so far, but some of it was just them having a stable of play makers. At the moment, we still have a lightly recruited, sophomore and transfer from Arizona State catching most of our passes. I think some of those short plays will look a lot different once it’s Mizell, Jean and Wilson(or similar) on the field at the same time.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

And completely without merit. I've had sex with urgs mom, and it's not nearly as depressing as jdh claims.

Can confirm.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Look it’s pretty simple. Ox is completely correct, that Napier is not on any sort of hotseat, although I do think a win tomorrow would provide significant relief and help his cause. The issue here would be the timing of things. We’ve all this seen how this plays out. And both parties involved here knew the circumstances when he was hired two years ago. UF football has dated some of the hottest, sexiest names in college football history and have basked in almost untouchable glory. But they’ve also been dumped twice—cheated on really—and have been getting burned by herpes-infected coaches for the last decade trying to relive those days. This was always a safe play with the slump buster at the bar. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. A “chubby Janice” type isn’t the worst thing ever. She’s reliable, isn’t going to embarrass you at bars or on social media, and can even have some decent moments visually. Most importantly, she’s committed and loves you. And that works, as long as it works. But, the moment a smoke-show appears and potentially shows interest, visions of what could be are going to reemerge and the necessary move is going to be made. It’s tough, I get it. But again, Janice knew she was reaching and the risks involved. And let’s be honest here. She didn’t do herself any favors getting that weird rash late last year, and all but ignoring her toenail polish for months at a time. Neither party wanted a bad break up, but it was probably always inevitable.

Bottom line, there’s still time to make a great impression, and Saturday is that day for Billy. But by Sunday morning, we’re either trying to still make it work and all talking about last night’s really unexpectedly great “performance” or you might want to beat the rush and get yourself some sunglasses.

That was almost Pasty level funny. Well done, bravo!

 

[Ironhead]

Look it’s pretty simple. Ox is completely correct, that Napier is not on any sort of hotseat, although I do think a win tomorrow would provide significant relief and help his cause. The issue here would be the timing of things. We’ve all this seen how this plays out. And both parties involved here knew the circumstances when he was hired two years ago. UF football has dated some of the hottest, sexiest names in college football history and have basked in almost untouchable glory. But they’ve also been dumped twice—cheated on really—and have been getting burned by herpes-infected coaches for the last decade trying to relive those days. This was always a safe play with the slump buster at the bar. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. A “chubby Janice” type isn’t the worst thing ever. She’s reliable, isn’t going to embarrass you at bars or on social media, and can even have some decent moments visually. Most importantly, she’s committed and loves you. And that works, as long as it works. But, the moment a smoke-show appears and potentially shows interest, visions of what could be are going to reemerge and the necessary move is going to be made. It’s tough, I get it. But again, Janice knew she was reaching and the risks involved. And let’s be honest here. She didn’t do herself any favors getting that weird rash late last year, and all but ignoring her toenail polish for months at a time. Neither party wanted a bad break up, but it was probably always inevitable.

Bottom line, there’s still time to make a great impression, and Saturday is that day for Billy. But by Sunday morning, we’re either trying to still make it work and all talking about last night’s really unexpectedly great “performance” or you might want to beat the rush and get yourself some sunglasses.

Dude....OMG....You're a FN Poet.
I have no words, no snappy retort, I'm just sitting here laughing my axz off, in my usual Friday night 2 drinks in at 6 pm, state of mind.
Love this man, Especially, the eve of a HUUUGE game for our program tomorrow night.
Good stuff.

Thank you.

 

[Lurker]

I'm thinking Darnell Dockett for DC.

Never! Okay, okay. You've twisted my arm.

 

[Homer J]

The reason that Colorado is playing so well is for two reasons.

1. Their conference is doodoo
2. His son is a really good QB. I mean REALLY good.
3. The 2 teams they have played have sucked balls