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Founding Member
Want to get someone's attention? Fill their email tray with poorly worded requests to ditch an expensive, dim-witted employee. Which brings me to the point of our football coach. He's not only expensive, he's not exactly Einstein. He proved that on fourth-and-24 inches from the Florida 34 against UGA of all teams. But that's another story.
We need you to get onboard with an email campaign to Big Ben. Let him know what we need to do. The idea is to see if little ol' us can incentivize Ben to find a way to make the football coach go away (bonus points for arranging Scott along for the ride). We promise to show the Sasseman a logical successor and the way to seven wins a season. That's a 40% improvement over where 2023 is headed.
Together, Bennie and his Jets, aka us, can fly together.
[email protected]
We need you to get onboard with an email campaign to Big Ben. Let him know what we need to do. The idea is to see if little ol' us can incentivize Ben to find a way to make the football coach go away (bonus points for arranging Scott along for the ride). We promise to show the Sasseman a logical successor and the way to seven wins a season. That's a 40% improvement over where 2023 is headed.
Together, Bennie and his Jets, aka us, can fly together.
[email protected]