Fattest Player in College Basketball Conner "Plumber's Crack" Williams

[PastyStoole]

This had me rolling on the floor with laughter. The guy is so fat and out of shape that he injures himself from the lack of being able to support his own weight. Then all the fans and everyone on TV groans in disgust as he reveals his fat, pimply white ass.

 

[Detroitgator]

HE should be playing for BUFFALO!

Him running down the floor reminds me of that classic GIF of Fulmer chasing the bucket of KFC.

 

[bradgator2]

That fat fuch tripped over his own cankle

 

[BMF]

We now know where Mike Kent is working.

 

[oxrageous]

He rolls his ankle, gets up, then throws a sweet Magic Johnson-esque assist. Mad props.

 

[oxrageous]

They have him listed at 360 pounds at 7 feet tall. He's surely 2-3 inches shorter than that, and probably weighs 450 or so.

 

[PaulDrake]

I believe he would be the sixth AND seventh man off the bench. Good god.

 

[Gator98MD]

down goes Frazier!!!

 

[Spurdog98]

Stepped on the guys toe and then goes down like he's been hit with a .308. How in the actual fuq do you even put that lump on the team?

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Someone get that phat-ass a salad, stat. Before he hurts himself.

He's no Dimitri Hill, our very own round mound of rebound.

 

[gatorev12]

I've been laughing for a solid 5 minutes...both from the clip and the responses.

Clearly, we're all going to hell.

 

[Gator98MD]

That tubasuey has no agility at all , I mean he barely clips that dudes toe and goes down like he’s bungee jumping. Can’t run the floor , just sad

 

[oxrageous]

Yeah, I don't care if you're 10 feet tall, if you can't move, you can't play. He has no business on the team.

 

[rogdochar]

Talk about a shot-blocker.!
A natural at center, he could play adipost. Set a pickwikian... Maybe he has a shooter's touch, once he gets on a roll. :cool:

 

[alcoholica]

In both offensive sets, he never goes below top of the key. Maybe he can shoot and just runs 3/4's of the floor. Our girls team in HS played a school that had a girl who was like 6'5 and was uncoordinated as fuch. They never let her play offense. She literally stayed on the defensive side of the court and they ran 4 person sets on offense. They made it to the Final Four playing like that.

 

[t-gator]

 

[NVGator]

Bro can shoot the 3. He’s an Assist Stud. No one is asking him to dribble drive. Seems to have mad skills.

 

[t-gator]

Bro can shoot the 3. He’s an Assist Stud. No one is asking him to dribble drive. Seems to have mad skills.

Yeah big boy can play

 

[rogdochar]

For certain, he can fill the lane.

 

[PastyStoole]

Bro can shoot the 3. He’s an Assist Stud. No one is asking him to dribble drive. Seems to have mad skills.

In any league that has guards of average height that can jump, he not only can't make a pass, but he also can't shoot from anywhere without getting blocked. He never leaves his feet and he literally doesn't move on offense or defense. He's about at useful as a large potted plant out there.

BTW, he's also incapable of playing more than eight minutes a game without having a coronary arrest. I supposed he'd be useful if you were losing a game and wanted a fella to die on the floor so the game would be canceled. He'd be the guy you'd pick to go into the game in that scenario.