Fattest Player in College Basketball Conner "Plumber's Crack" Williams

[rogdochar]

He's about at useful as a large potted plant out there.

And he's Irish : Phil O'Dendron.

 

[NVGator]

In any league that has guards of average height that can jump, he not only can't make a pass, but he also can't shoot from anywhere without getting blocked. He never leaves his feet and he literally doesn't move on offense or defense. He's about at useful as a large potted plant out there.

BTW, he's also incapable of playing more than eight minutes a game without having a coronary arrest. I supposed he'd be useful if you were losing a game and wanted a fella to die on the floor so the game would be canceled. He'd be the guy you'd pick to go into the game in that scenario.

He’s taller than most so he could hit a shot over the top. Think about his high low game. Pick and pop. Could be useful.

 

[rogdochar]

IMO, he'll be drafted high in the Lardery.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

In any league that has guards of average height that can jump, he not only can't make a pass, but he also can't shoot from anywhere without getting blocked. He never leaves his feet and he literally doesn't move on offense or defense. He's about at useful as a large potted plant out there.

BTW, he's also incapable of playing more than eight minutes a game without having a coronary arrest. I supposed he'd be useful if you were losing a game and wanted a fella to die on the floor so the game would be canceled. He'd be the guy you'd pick to go into the game in that scenario.

I’ll bet he sets a mean pick. Who’s gonna move that guy? And imagine how long it would take the defender to go around him!

 

[oxrageous]

BTW, he's also incapable of playing more than eight minutes a game without having a coronary arrest. I supposed he'd be useful if you were losing a game and wanted a fella to die on the floor so the game would be canceled.

I blurted laughter.