Florida is STILL the Tiger Woods of the SEC

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MidwestChomp;n288171 said:
If UF is the Tiger Woods of the SEC, Tennessee is the John Daly of the SEC.

Nah, Daly was able to win two majors while being totally, ****-faced hammered. I doubt UT could pull that off.
 

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The Original DC;n288223 said:
Nah, Daly was able to win two majors while being totally, ****-faced hammered. I doubt UT could pull that off.

:exactly:
 

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Alvin York;n287967 said:
You have not been relevant in the SEC since Tebow left for the NFL. Nothing has changed.

2012 11-2 season... Sugar Bowl... that was a few years after Tebow. Last time Tennesse had a 10 win season was 2007, last head coach to have a winning records Lane Kiffin (7-6).
 

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I've got to say, I'm glad to see that Alvin is alive and well. I was a little worried about him when we didn't hear from him during Tennessee week. Given his risky "lifestyle" choices there always exists a very real possibility that he's no longer with us due to coming down with a case of the AIDS or severely infected anal lesions. Either that or pretending to be a Muslim and getting strung up by the Knights of the Klan in their home base of Lynchburg Tennessee. Welcome back Alvin! Glad to see you're still among the living.
 

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Alvin York;n287954 said:
You are like the undefeated boxer who has only beaten Chumps. When the big boys come calling like Eldridge you will not make the cut.
I love Alvie. Despite the worst loss for the Vols in this series in forever he still comes to take his lumps. We beat em with Fr lineman Fr QBs and Fr WRs. I guess he better get all his shots in now case his future looks B L E A K............
 

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Alvin York;n287967 said:
You have not been relevant in the SEC since Tebow left for the NFL. Nothing has changed.

11essee hasn't been relevant since Manning left...oh wait he was 0-4 against the Gators too!
 

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L-boy;n288192 said:
Many years ago I used to regularly troll Whore chant. Last few years given our ****ti-ness I lost the urge. Typically trolling a good team when you suck is not terribly satisfying. Perhaps this year I may be motivated to return.

Which leads to the obvious question...what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? :lol:
For real. My brother RIP did it too. He had so much fun. His handle was BAGATOR..........he had a cruel streak/
 

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SaltyGator;n288140 said:
Yes sir yes sir..."Just Like Tiger Woods"

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property...

Steel Panther kicks ass!

http://youtu.be/tqeKdfjuV2w

Damn I thought I was transported back to the early 90's when clicked that link...never heard of Steel Panther.....I guess that's a good thing.
 

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Which team would you rather be? The team that hasn't been relevant since Tebow left, or the team that can't beat the team that hasn't been relevant since Tebow left??
 

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Alvie, read this and weep:

Tennessee is 1-21 against Florida, Georgia and Alabama since Fulmer was fired in 2008.




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G8RNGA;n288504 said:
Alvie, read this and weep:

Tennessee is 1-21 against Florida, Georgia and Alabama since Fulmer was fired in 2008.




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That really puts things into perspective. Wow.:lol:
 

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I have news for them, they will probably lose to kintuck.
 

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Alvin York;n287954 said:
You are like the undefeated boxer who has only beaten Chumps. When the big boys come calling like Eldridge you will not make the cut.
Got to agree with you (so far this year), Tennessee is the epitome of a CHUMP.
 

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If they don't beat Arky, they may not be good enough for a bowl, and will sign Butch to a three-year extension.:headbang:
 

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Law98gator;n288522 said:
I have news for them, they will probably lose to kintuck.
That's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities lol
 

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Alvin York;n287967 said:
You have not been relevant in the SEC since Tebow left for the NFL. Nothing has changed.

When was the last time Tennessee was relevant? I can't remember. '98?
 

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Tiger Woods is getting older, Florida football is young again.

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Alvin and the Vols OWNED and DESTROYED YET AGAIN by the Gators!! Go Gators!!
 

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