I was sitting and savoring the moment, as yet another FSU season opener landed with a resounding thud, when it occurred to me that the great cosmic cycle of failure/success/failure has descended upon Tallahassee the way "Little Boy" fell upon Hiroshima. For 40 years, like it or not, the clowns were one of the most consistently successful programs in CFB. Although I was repulsed by both Bobby and Jimbo, and came to loathe both for their hypocrisy and underhandedness in all they did and said, I had no choice but to grudgingly acknowledge their "achievements."
But those days are over and the prospects of ever duplicating that giddy, four decade run are virtually zero. I can only contemplate with utter delight how miserable it must have been to sit through all those hours of bad weather, crappy FB, and the growing realization of just how far they have fallen and that the new boss clown looks a lot like the old boss clown. I'm old enough to remember when FSU FB looked a lot like it does now. It never seemed right or fitting that a 3rd rate school with the standards and ethics of a crack whore could cheat the odds for so long - but somehow, someway, they did. However, at long last, the cankerous, diseased old sow has finally returned to form and I am so phukking happy I could just schytt. That is all.