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What on earth is a flannelsexual haircut

I never heard that before but I immediately knew exactly what it means. It’s that skinny kid with the full beard and a flip requiring a lot of gel. There are about 500,000 of them infesting downtown Orlando.
 

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I never heard that before but I immediately knew exactly what it means. It’s that skinny kid with the full beard and a flip requiring a lot of gel. There are about 500,000 of them infesting downtown Orlando.

... and brew beer in the bathtub because they think its cool ... or google amazon for the necessary parts to do such.
 

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What is it with eye doctors and conspiracies? Our own @EyeDocGator may need to weigh in on this.

There is a rumor around twitter that guy is the same guy who got caught acting like he had inside gator info early in the butters years. Clutchlikemj or something like that. He then became an FSU fan after being exposed and people believe this is him again do to similar patterns. Not saying it is true but talk about hilarious if it is.
 

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What on earth is a flannelsexual haircut
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Personally, i just refer to them as "bottoms."
 

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@Durty South Swamp I can honestly say I can’t remember ever seeing that haircut but perfectly matches the description. Beard+man bun I see frequently.
You're lucky, they are everywhere these days. Orlando is crawling with them as are most urban areas. Dont go to the Northwest - you'll be overrun. Unfortunately most of them are limp wristed beta types. Walk into a starbucks and you'll be surrounded. This is the attire of male antifa twerps; those that have enough testosterone to grow a beard and actually identify with their genitalia that is...

We have 1 in my engineering group - nice guy, but man what a giant puss. His ex wife cucked him for 2 full years until she finally divorced him and moved in with one of the dudes she was cucking him with. He knew the whole time, she was open and care free about it. He actually helped her move!!! He's the guy you cant depend on to get anything done or meet a deadline because hes too beta to make a decision and move forward. He's real smart and real nice... too smart and too nice for his own good. Flannelsexuals, another gift from millennials. :lol:
 

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Had to do the same in my house with the term “bully”. By the second week of both of them in school I’d heard it enough, even once being told I was being a bully. I banned the word in my house, attached serious punishment to its use, and have not heard it since.

You are such a damn bully. :grin:


Actually, this semester has sucked at my house, kids 10 & 13 using it constantly. I need to lay down the law...when my wife will let me.
 

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So take that look, add in a ridiculously thick, likely overdone southern accent and limited knowledge of football and what do you have?

Marty Smith.

He, his co host and anyone involved in that show should be arrested.
He's got a bit of that. But at least the dude grew up knowing how to shoot a gun and change a flat. He grew up rural. The flannelsexuals are the ones that call triple A for a battery jump because they are scared of electrocution and arent sure what color to connect the positive end to.
 

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You're lucky, they are everywhere these days. Orlando is crawling with them as are most urban areas. Dont go to the Northwest - you'll be overrun. Unfortunately most of them are limp wristed beta types. Walk into a starbucks and you'll be surrounded. This is the attire of male antifa twerps; those that have enough testosterone to grow a beard and actually identify with their genitalia that is...

We have 1 in my engineering group - nice guy, but man what a giant puss. His ex wife cucked him for 2 full years until she finally divorced him and moved in with one of the dudes she was cucking him with. He knew the whole time, she was open and care free about it. He actually helped her move!!! He's the guy you cant depend on to get anything done or meet a deadline because hes too beta to make a decision and move forward. He's real smart and real nice... too smart and too nice for his own good. Flannelsexuals, another gift from millennials. :lol:
That’s hilarious. Boulder has its own weird hipster, beta male style. Dress homeless with a unkempt beard and man bun. Easiest way to tell the difference between them and a real homeless person is a) the generally have one of those fragrant beard products on and B) somewhere in the homeless looking attire is a Patagonia, North Face, etc. product.
 

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I really don’t understand the “pants too short” thing now. I swear its a slow European invasion - they keep inching shorter until they become man-pris as worn throughout European.
I don’t understand any of it. I guess you gotta slobber on a few before you do, so I’ll remain a clueless bastard. :lol:
 

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You want to toughen up your kids then do what I did. My 3 all mid to late 20’s laugh all the time about how they were forbidden to play soccer....or any other game. They had to play a sport.....football, basketball and/or baseball/softball. Daughter included. We don’t play games. They still quote that phrase frequently.
 

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