I was in Chicago last week and had dinner with a former colleague and buddy of mine . I’m up there for work at least a couple times a year and we usually get together for dinner and drinks when I do . Sometimes a round at Medinah if it’s spring or summer . He pitched for Jawga back in the 90s . I reached out to him when I got it town and we met up for dinner .
I show up to the place a few minutes early and get a drink at the bar . Moments later I look to my left and see my buddy hobbling in on crutches . He eventually makes it over and sits to my left, placing his crutches to his left
Against the bar and takes a seat . We shake hands and the conversation goes a little something like this
Me: Todd, What the hell happened to your
foot?
Him: Yeah I injured myself (stupid grin on his face)
ME: I can see that You ****ing idiot . What did you do?
HIm: Well I got so excited with the Ringo pick
That I was jumping up and down and tore my Achilles .
I nearly fell off the damn stool in laughter as this pinhead seriously injured himself celebrating .