Anyone who's ever been to Kansas will confirm that the local girls are sluts.
Passing through mostly, but will be staying to visit a military friend in Wichita. One of my favorite memories with said dude was when we dared him to go up to a girl in Savannah and in a really thick country accent say "Hi, I'm from Kansas, wanna fuk?!?" Surprisingly, it worked; so I'm going to dare him to do it in Kansas to see if it works a second time.