How to RUIN a job interview…

[CDGator]

How to blow ruin a job interview in one sentence.

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[CDGator]

Really, every day?

 

[CDGator]

What time is lunch?

 

[soflagator]

“Oh God, she’s your wife?”

 

[GatorJB]

Is that a picture of your wife? I'd hit that.

 

[GatorJB]

“Oh God, she’s your wife?”

 

[GR8 2B]

I can't work Tuesdays, 'cause that's my drinking day.

 

[Detroitgator]

Misread the thread title… I’m out

 

[Durty South Swamp]

 

[AugustaGator]

Where’s your nose ring?

Do you have a hair dying room?

How many wellness days do I get? 12 or 24?

 

[CDGator]

When do I get a raise?

But I don’t want any co-workers.

 

[URGatorBait]

My pronouns are....

 

[Spurffelbow833]

I know you'll be my boss, but do we really have to use the same water fountain?

 

[stephenPE]

Misread the thread title… I’m out

i thought it was only me............

 

[TLB]

Do I pick out my company car, or does it have to be assigned?

Anyone ever been fired for sleeping on the job?

I get this is a hands-on production position, but I'm more of a hybrid, or preferably remote, type of worker. Does that work for you?

So, there's no set time for lunch, just when we can fit it in our schedule? Leave and come back whenever, right?

 

[TLB]

I don't really like the cube setting so I'll take that corner office since that CEO (Check everyone out?) is always out anyways.

 

[Nalt]

I'm not taking this job to work!

 

[Nalt]

Go Dawgs!

or

Go Vols!

or

Go Tigahs!

or War Eagle!

 

[CDGator]

Misread the thread title… I’m out

FIFY

 

[Detroitgator]

FIFY

Thank you... I'm a simple man. While yes, the rest of my brain is massive, it just layers over the reptilian core!!!