It's Masters week...

[Durty South Swamp]

I actually gave you a dislike for this post but took it back out of good faith. That bïtch is

 

[T REX]

Kinda cheering for Sammy Schmitz. Decent story on ESPN:

http://espn.go.com/golf/masters16/s...ving-every-fan-masters-dream-augusta-national

Gotta cheer for the everyman.

 

[NVGator]

Are you saying she's into lezbo stuff? I could get into that.

 

[GatorBart]

Update Round 1
Speith -6
McElroy -3
Rose -3
Poulter -3
Garcia -3
Horshcel -2
Stenson E
Zach Johnson E
Oosty E
Lefty E
Day E
DJ - +1
Bubba +3 (sorry Zambo)
Scott +4 (sorry SQ)
Duffner +4 (sorry Knox)
Fowler +8 (ouch - sorry Ray)

 

[OllieGator]

Check this out

http://www.sbnation.com/golf/2016/4/7/11387464/ernie-els-7-putt-masters-2016-first-hole

 

[MJMGator]

Check this out

http://www.sbnation.com/golf/2016/4/7/11387464/ernie-els-7-putt-masters-2016-first-hole

Saw that earlier. Looked like putt-putt on acid.

 

[Zambo]

Didn't get to watch today but when I saw Bubba -3 through 8 I thought he was gonna be up there. Plus 6 on the last 10 holes, yikes....and he had to birdie 18 to do it.

 

[PastyStoole]

What exactly did Gary Player mean by his quote right before the ceremonial tee off?

They shoulda stopped calling it "The Masters" as soon as they started letting the blakes in.

What's a "blake?"

 

[Gatorphan]

What exactly did Gary Player mean by his quote right before the ceremonial tee off?



What's a "blake?"

Player is South African, they say "Blokes" quite a bit. I presume it's a reference to easier standards to get in the field.

 

[ufgator812]

Bubba this and Bubba that....MFer is a dwag. **** Bubba.

 

[GatorBart]

Bubba this and Bubba that....MFer is a dwag. **** Bubba.

He's currently +6 with 9 to go and the projected cut is +4 - it's not looking good. That Dwag appears down for the count.

 

[GatorBart]

Speith birdied the 2 of the first 3 today and moved to -8. Casey's the next closest at -4.

 

[GatorBart]

Horschel bogeyed the final 3 holes and finished at +3 for the tourney - right now that's the projected cut.

 

[GatorBart]

Speith doubled #6 to move back to -6. Still 4 shots up on a gaggle at -2.

 

[GatorBart]

Speith dropped to -5, Bryson DeChambeaux next closest at -3.

 

[ufgator812]

Bart, I sure hope you're using your best golf whisper voice when announcing these scores...

 

[GatorBart]

Speith and DeChambeau both birdie the 15th (-6 and -4 respectively).
The amateur is hanging in there.

 

[PastyStoole]

Player is South African, they say "Blokes" quite a bit. I presume it's a reference to easier standards to get in the field.

He's South African?? Maybe he was saying "the Blacks."

 

[crosscreekcooter]

He's South African?? Maybe he was saying "Blacks"

You should have a tv show.

Faces in the crowd (names don't matter)

 

[OllieGator]

So first is Paulina Gretzky and the hot girl in the second pic is Dowd Simpson