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Miko Grimes - A Real Peach of a Wife
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Ok, I know this is going to be a bit...um..."contrarian" of me, but this lady is mentally unstable, has a smoking hot body, and is completely consumed right now by the throbbing-hot chaos of her biological sexual peak. What is there not to love about her? I'm all in, even if it means possibly losing my genitalia in some sort of bizarre bedroom mishap. Given the cake she presented to her husband on his birthday, I can only imagine that pretty much anything is on the table with this chick in the boudoir -- threesomes with her crazy friends, every kind of definable sodomy imaginable, getting her to dress up in a brown shirt outfit while shouting racial epithets in German at you -- you name it, and she is down, my friends. Let your imagination run wild. And I don't know what she looks like in person, but I won't judge her by her mugshot. I'll go with the side boob photo and the depiction of herself in the cake, (which I can't post here without getting a well deserved vacation).
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I was following you until this line... what are you into that this gets the motor boat going?
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She MUST have some other OUTSTANDING qualities or skill sets...
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Not to toot my own horn but my wife is smoking hot and there is no way in hell she's going out of the house looking like that. Love that she puts "date night" on the photo and then posts it online for the world to see. It's not enough that every man she passes on the street or in the club that night will be staring at her... she needs the whole internet world to affirm her worth as well...Are you dressing for your man, or for every other man out there? She is an attention seeking hoar. That being said, the group sex and sodomy does arouse my attention...
But I digress! Back to my soap box! I think this chick has a smoking hot body and looks pretty good all done up with $200 hair appointments and 10 pounds of makeup on. BUT my chick is just as hot without hours of being "made up" and wearing nothing but my t-shirt and a smile. And she comes with a whole lot less crazy...Though she is a little crazy... let's face it, I haven't met a hot chick out there who isn't a 'lil crazy. But she's my kind of crazy, and I love her for it.
I googled the cake
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Your post is useless without pics!
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I think so... unless work has a policy against pornographic baked goods... I wouldn't necessarily pull it up in front of a lot of people though...It does have quite a bit of shock value.
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LOL... I kinda knew that was coming. Aint no way I'm posting pics of my bride in this place for this bunch of pervs...
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Sure... What could go wrong with that ?!?!
For some reason, I see that one ending badly... with a locked thread and a lot of hurt feelings. Sooooooo... sounds like a blast! You go first.
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MatthewM says he would pee in her butthole.
He would post it himself but he's getting his junk cerakoted.
http://gatorchatter.com/threads/my-freshly-cerakoted-glock.9740/
Alex.
He would post it himself but he's getting his junk cerakoted.
http://gatorchatter.com/threads/my-freshly-cerakoted-glock.9740/
Alex.
