- Jun 12, 2014
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I guess Goon is not familiar with the term.....Blow off top.....
Florida simply doesn't have the diversity of industries to support a sustained economic uprising(especially with the condition of tourism/travel/hospitality)....we go through this every 10-12 years in a normal economic cycles.....here is how it goes(BTW I've seen it happen 4 times in the 56 years I've lived here)
Yankee become enamored with Mickey Mouse and lower taxes....
Yankee moves to Florida with high hopes and plenty of Disney tickets in pocket...
Yankee blinded by his northern property value mistakenly buys at the top of his range...
Yankee #A is a professional and excited by the new office his company JUST opened here....
Yankee # B is a Ham & Egger who thinks he knows a trade or is an unskilled laborer/salesman/********ter(usually a loudmouthed know it all) but was making $XXXX a week up north....
Fast forward 18-24 months...
Yankee #A is sweating bullets because rumors are flying that corporate is not happy with revenue from the new Orlando office and is either going to consolidate(lay people off) or cut losses and decide Florida is made up of a bunch of cheap rednecks who don't buy their goods or services....
Yankee # B can't believe how sh!tty the pay is here in Florida(Orlando especially) and he and his fat ass wife who works at a bank are barely making $2,500 a MONTH take home between BOTH of them....
Both are ready to bail but realize they are 20-40% upside down in their house because the market flattened out or worse went down.....meanwhile they've racked up 35k in CC debt and this time the bank wouldn't float them a HELOC....."whadya's mean our house is only worth 130k...we paid $250k less than 2 years ago"
This one gets short sale for 145-155K or sold on the courthouse steps for $125k
Yankee A usually cuts losses with 24-30 month's takes a loss on the 600K dream house and hauls ass back back north when he gets a tip that there is an opening back at corporate
This one is usually short sale because Yankee A is somewhat responsible and knows foreclosure is a big black eye...sometimes he just eats the 120-150k loss...house sells for 390-420k
Now the 3rd player in the game of cards is Larry the Bricklayer(insert any construction trade here)....local boy. Been layin alot of bricks and is gettin tarred of that old F150 and his fatass wife is tarred of living next to those noisy Puerto Ricans in East Orlando....Hell ol Larry the Brick layer can show the bank where he's been making 6-8 grand a month for the last 8-12 month's and he ain't never really liked livin next to them damned Ricans anyway....Hell their buying a fancy new house in Lake Nona with all the fixins where he's been laying all those bricks. Now he'll be neighbors with Yankee #A(he built Yankees house)....and just to be fair since Larry just financed him a 60k Bass boat with no money down and 180 month financing he just HAD to buy fat ass Becky a 25k diamond and a new Lexus SUV....
Fast forward 18-24 months and besides Larry and Becky's pending deeevorce the Judge want's to know who's getting the house and how any bank will be able to refinance it when it's 25-35% negative equity....
RINSE AND REPEAT.....
....Whorelando’s best feature is Orange Blossom Trail. RE cycles are real. 1973-74; S and L crisis ‘89-90; NINJA loans 2008-10....cycles approximately 17-18 years for the most part, but certainly not guaranteed. I think we’re good until 2025 plus or minus 2 years or so. Of course, remembering, the most important word in Real Estate is location!