My Auburn wife is SECOND in the entire nation in ESPN College Pick 'Em

[oxrageous]

She went as high as 55 before she blew the Colorado pick last week. Astounding. Needless to say, she's wiping the floor with her coworkers.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

She went as high as 55 before she blew the Colorado pick last week. Astounding. Needless to say, she's wiping the floor with her coworkers.

And her husband I would guess.

 

[aka]

Is she a lurker here?

 

[Egor's Assistant]

That's nice and all, but where does she stand in the GatorChatter standings? She's due for a bad week or we all need to head toward Vegas.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Can someone photoshop Aaron in a wig and Barn jersey please....

You don't need photoshop for that, just an invite to the game day BBQ.

 

[oxrageous]

She doesn’t care one wit about Gatorchatter, no.

 

[deuce]

She doesn’t care one wit about Gatorchatter, no.

That's a bad optic.....

 

[oxrageous]

That's a bad optic.....

She's a Barn fan, why would she care about this place?

We have to get you into AA.

 

[ufgator812]

What are her sammich skills?

 

[soflagator]

She's a Barn fan, why would she care about this place?

We have to get you into AA.

On that note, let me first say her record thus far is very impressive. Good for her.

But you may suggest she add a comma after the word "Eagle" in her user name. She's addressing the masses as I understand it, and referring to them/us as "B*tches", which is fine(though a little brash for my taste) but also necessitates a comma(i.e. "I'm not visiting your beloved Gator site, Aaron").

Unless she's implying that she herself is a "War Eagle B*tch" and is apparently one of several that are there with her, which is also possible.

It's just a little confusing.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

On that note, let me first say her record thus far is very impressive. Good for her.

But you may suggest she add a comma after the word "Eagle" in her user name. She's addressing the masses as I understand it, and referring to them/us as "B*tches", which is fine(though a little brash for my taste) but also necessitates a comma(i.e. "I'm not visiting your beloved Gator site, Aaron").

Unless she's implying that she herself is a "War Eagle B*tch" and is apparently one of several that are there with her, which is also possible.

It's just a little confusing.

Punctuation matters.

"I need to eat, grandma," is a lot different than, "I need to eat grandma."

 

[GatorBart]

On that note, let me first say her record thus far is very impressive. Good for her.

But you may suggest she add a comma after the word "Eagle" in her user name. She's addressing the masses as I understand it, and referring to them/us as "B*tches", which is fine(though a little brash for my taste) but also necessitates a comma(i.e. "I'm not visiting your beloved Gator site, Aaron").

Unless she's implying that she herself is a "War Eagle B*tch" and is apparently one of several that are there with her, which is also possible.

It's just a little confusing.

I would think the comma was left out on purpose. They are a group of women who went to Auburn - War Eagle B*itches!
But they did go to Auburn, so who knows?

 

[Mobtowngator]

Shes listed as the 100th percentile! lol. That says all you need to know. Since diddy is 75k ranked in 63rd percentile I would guess it's safe to say there are somewhere between 150-200k ppl playing?

Quite the effin accomplishment if you ask me.

Geek squad alert - if you presume linearity of the rankings shown above (rounded to the nearest whole percent and the nearest 1000 in the rank) the total number of players runs between 185.7K and 202.7K.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

On that note, let me first say her record thus far is very impressive. Good for her.

But you may suggest she add a comma after the word "Eagle" in her user name. She's addressing the masses as I understand it, and referring to them/us as "B*tches", which is fine(though a little brash for my taste) but also necessitates a comma(i.e. "I'm not visiting your beloved Gator site, Aaron").

Unless she's implying that she herself is a "War Eagle B*tch" and is apparently one of several that are there with her, which is also possible.

It's just a little confusing.

Grammar Nazi.

 

[lrtx1]

Punctuation matters.

"I need to eat, grandma," is a lot different than, "I need to eat grandma."

Wonder what that tasted like?......Depends?

 

[PastyStoole]

"I need to eat grandma."

Does your sexual depravity know no bounds? GILF porn has got to be the worst genre of anything anywhere.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Does your sexual depravity know no bounds? GILF porn has got to be the worst genre of anything anywhere.

Your grandma didn’t mind it.

 

[EuroGator]

She seems to know how to pick 'em. ...and she picked you.



It's probably limited to football. ...and the season's not even half-finished yet.

 

[PastyStoole]

I'm always bragging about my football wife.

We figured it was football, as the only thing Auburn ever produces is hookers and football players.

BTW, what position did she play?

 

[Swamp Queen]

We figured it was football, as the only thing Auburn ever produces is hookers and football players.

BTW, what position did she play?

Apparently she’s the football.