NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP: White House blows off inviting the Dwags for the 2nd year in a row

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Yara doesn't want her makeup to run... yeah, as a Bravo/TLC man, I know who Yara is. Don't ask me about shows on Lifetime or Hallmark, those channels are for the gheys.

Yeah. Same. Fortunately she’s cooled on them so I don’t see it on much anymore. But still, if I were ever on Family Feud and the category was name a gay Jew, “Andy Cohen” would be shouted out way quicker than I’d prefer.
 

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Heard he consumed 2 Nattys back to back and couldn't act right. Lightweight for a 30 year old MVP.
 

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Yeah. Same. Fortunately she’s cooled on them so I don’t see it on much anymore. But still, if I were ever on Family Feud and the category was name a gay Jew, “Andy Cohen” would be shouted out way quicker than I’d prefer.
Agreed... As Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas would say in their classic song Boom Boom Pow, Anderson Cooper is soooooo "2000 and late" while Andy is soooo 3008 when it comes to gay Jewish guys.
 

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Yara doesn't want her makeup to run... yeah, as a Bravo/TLC man, I know who Yara is. Don't ask me about shows on Lifetime or Hallmark, those channels are for the gheys.
Oh My God Omg GIF by TLC Europe
 

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Agreed... As Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas would say in their classic song Boom Boom Pow, Anderson Cooper is soooooo "2000 and late" while Andy is soooo 3008 when it comes to gay Jewish guys.

Indeed, a lyrical masterpiece really. I’ve often wondered if Cohen has ever called in sick. Like, “I just don’t have it in me to sit and drink a Cosmo and be gay wow wealthy women cry and argue all around me. Not today.”
 

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Holy sh!t! That's a real life Ram Man! He must have escaped Skeletor's evil clutches and moved to TLC!

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(also the Seinfeld episode where a friend refuses to lend George a sweater because he's afraid George will stretch out the neck hole)



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Indeed, a lyrical masterpiece really. I’ve often wondered if Cohen has ever called in sick. Like, “I just don’t have it in me to sit and drink a Cosmo and be gay wow wealthy women cry and argue all around me. Not today.”
Dude... I mentioned Yara, and you've now fixated on Andy Fukkin Cohen! In my world, we say that once is an accident, twice a coincidence, third time is hostile action. You just hit "coincidence" level and your next reference to Andy will signal a "tendency!" No... fuk it.... you said "wondered"... you crossed the line!
 

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Dude... I mentioned Yara, and you've now fixated on Andy Fukkin Cohen! In my world, we say that once is an accident, twice a coincidence, third time is hostile action. You just hit "coincidence" level and your next reference to Andy will signal a "tendency!" No... fuk it.... you said "wondered"... you crossed the line!

So you’re saying if I shift into Teresa and the kids and how they’ve dealt with the divorce and Joe's deportation all while moving on with a new love interest, I’m ok?
 

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