Nick Saban Would Only Cheat On His Wife With Hillary Rodham Clinton

[Okeechobee Joe]

If Saban were gay then that only leaves Bill Gates and Donald Trump.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Unless of course....

That is not your typical 'Panama City License Plate" on that woman's backside.
Ain't that right Durty?

 

[NavetG8r]

Wish I'd played football for little Nicky. Coulda used that lesson...

 

[Delg8tor]

That some funny schitt right there. Glad to see little Nicky has a sense of humor after all.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Bill said he could have her...but he doubted he could touch the sides.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I doubt that is going to win him any friends in Alabama.

Quite true Ox, without a doubt, a beagle dog or billy goat ranks higher in the pecking order than Hillary in the Yellowhammer State.

 

[GatorTAG]

 

[aka]

 

[CapitalGator02]

I'd rather dangle my penis over a pit full of rattlesnakes than stumble within ten feet of HRC's vagina

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Nick Saban? Who cares?

 

[AlexDaGator]

"Saban was only this tall, I swear...only this tall!"

Alex.

 

[AlexDaGator]

yup! but by that time you should be already dialed in and not chasing

It's like this Dubs...

Some guys are like the University of Texas when it comes to recruiting. They can just choose all the 5 star talent they want and have their recruiting class all sewn up by July.

Other guys are like TCU when it comes to recruiting. They have to work at it, sticking their foot in the door, working coaches and parents, looking for underrated 2 or 3 star sleepers, often waiting to see what's left over after Texas chooses its class, hoping for a last minute flip, they have to work all the way up through signing day.

I'm like TCU except I don't want any 2 or 3 stars. I'm strictly a 4 or 5 star kind of guy. That's tough when you're TCU. Really tough. Means you have to work long and hard to get those prized recruits. That means long after UT has gone home, you're still out there putting in the hard work to make it happen. TCU can't clock out at midnight. TCU is just getting started at midnight.

Wait. What were we talking about again?


Alex.

 

[divits]

Nick Saban? Who cares?

He's looking more and more like W.C. Fields every day.

 

[rogdochar]

He's looking more and more like W.C. Fields every day.

Hillary's looking more, more like W.C. Fields everday.

 

[WobbleGator]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[dubster1]

It's like this Dubs...

Some guys are like the University of Texas when it comes to recruiting. They can just choose all the 5 star talent they want and have their recruiting class all sewn up by July.

Other guys are like TCU when it comes to recruiting. They have to work at it, sticking their foot in the door, working coaches and parents, looking for underrated 2 or 3 star sleepers, often waiting to see what's left over after Texas chooses its class, hoping for a last minute flip, they have to work all the way up through signing day.

I'm like TCU except I don't want any 2 or 3 stars. I'm strictly a 4 or 5 star kind of guy. That's tough when you're TCU. Really tough. Means you have to work long and hard to get those prized recruits. That means long after UT has gone home, you're still out there putting in the hard work to make it happen. TCU can't clock out at midnight. TCU is just getting started at midnight.

^^^ money! well stated,, but I have been known to scavenge and take a 2 star on last call

 

[MJMGator]

^^^ money! well stated,, but I have been known to scavenge and take a 2 star on last call

Sometimes, you just gotta drink em pretty.

 

[rogdochar]

Didn't TCU do way better than UT last season ?

 

[PatDooleySucks]

he's right chasing poon after midnite never works out

three ways don't happen before midnight

 

[NavetG8r]

three ways don't happen before midnight

I can vouch for this.