Recruiting NSD 2022

[soflagator]

Hey Lake Gator! Who ya callin' loony you bat schytt phukk?!

I get more ban’s and loony’s from Lake than anyone else. Thought it was just me. I see it as his way of saying he enjoyed the post. It’s also entirely possible he simply doesn’t like me very much. I’ve workshopped that as well.

 

[MJMGator]

Is this really a term or did you just make it up?

It’s what I call them. Flannel shirts, short skinny jeans with full beards…even in Florida! Usually see those pasty white douches sipping on fruit flavored beers or hard seltzers. They drive Prius’s or Subarus usually. Their daddies didn’t beat their asses when they first started turning and we can all see the end results.
No offense @soflagator.

 

[Nomadigator]

 

[MJMGator]

We get pretty sidetracked in the off-season.

 

[soflagator]

It’s what I call them. Flannel shirts, short skinny jeans with full beards…even in Florida! Usually see those pasty white douches sipping on fruit flavored beers or hard seltzers. They drive Prius’s or Subarus usually. Their daddies didn’t beat their asses when they first started turning and we can all see the end results.
No offense @soflagator.

Not 30’s, no Subaru/Prius, no flannels since mid 90s, and have 5:00 shadow at 1pm but never grew a beard. Was often summarily beaten as a kid just in case I did something wrong later and they didn’t have time to do so then. Also I can’t really be pasty due to genetics, and don’t drink seltzer’s, though I do generally like IPA’s.

 

[Nomadigator]

We get pretty sidetracked in the off-season.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Don't know if he coined the phrase, but law was the first to use flannelsexual on this board.

 

[Lake Gator]

I get more ban’s and loony’s from Lake than anyone else. Thought it was just me. I see it as his way of saying he enjoyed the post. It’s also entirely possible he simply doesn’t like me very much. I’ve workshopped that as well.

It's also a possibility I use a small Android phone to lurk and accidentally punch an emoticon while scrolling. And it's also a possibility I don't give two fuchs about yours or Lizbref's opinions regardless of what they are. Carry on.

 

[soflagator]

It's also a possibility I use a small Android phone to lurk and accidentally punch an emoticon while scrolling. And it's also a possibility I don't give two fuchs about yours or Lizbref's opinions regardless of what they are. Carry on.

I also considered that. So I’ll go back to my original theory of them being a badge of honor.

 

[AuggieDosta]

Gluten free, I hope.

Gluten free maybe, but not gag free.

 

[neteng]

Napier had to leave the NSD press conference early to join Jim McKay and Chris Schenkel in Innsbruck covering the XII Winter Games. All three wore yellow Wide World of Sports jackets.

 

[neteng]

Just a heads up for some of the Bucs fans out there, this is what your uniforms used to look like.

I know. Crazy, right? But trust me, it’s true.

Arent they awesome? GO BUCS!!!!!

 

[williston_gator]

@BarrettSallee: Auburn receiver Ja'Varrius Johnson has entered the transfer portal. Auburn didn't sign anybody on traditional signing day. That means the Tigers lost more players on traditional Signing Day than it gained.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I’m siding with Ox on this one. I think the sport coat thing has gone far enough. It’s not egregious and the haha moment has kind of passed.

Next one to mention it gets a referral to Ox's mind camp. No Mini Golf.

 

[jdh5484]

welcome!

 

[rogdochar]

I also considered that. So I’ll go back to my original theory of them being a badge of honor.

Negative emotes are bludgeons of honor, sofla.

 

[jdh5484]

 

[lizardbreath]

It's also a possibility I use a small Android phone to lurk and accidentally punch an emoticon while scrolling. And it's also a possibility I don't give two fuchs about yours or Lizbref's opinions regardless of what they are. Carry on.

Fair enough. Just tell me you weren't the weapons officer on that phukkin' submarine.

 

[Loogis]

Having a difficult time processing these results. Even with Kelly’s negative press and Cristobal lacking a full staff on NSD, they still out-performed CBN. My two thoughts:

1) Napier’s message doesn’t translate well to the FBS level, or
2) NIL

 

[maheo30]

Far be it from me to interrupt this thread with actual recruiting. But, does anyone have any news on Arlis Bordingham? He still hasn't made his announcement. My understanding is that the wimpy west coast kid is already homesick, wants to stay out west, but Oregon doesn't want him. So, he's stuck. I'm hoping we don't take him either, but CBN wants him.